FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH #44: “Liberal Democrats have to lie because there are more taxpayers than tax consumers.” -Old Pithy

Posted by PITHOCRATES - December 14th, 2010

Tax and Spend and Do as I Say

Liberal Democrats like to tax and spend.  And they are also so full of themselves that they like to tell other people how to live their lives.  Because they think they are smarter than us.  And know what’s best for us.

Funny thing.  A lot of these liberal Democrats are rich.  Like Nancy Pelosi and her San Francisco constituents (you need to be rich to live in her neighborhood).  Though they’re rich they prefer to spend other people’s money.  And spend a lot of it.  They take the concept of ‘redistribution of wealth’ to new heights.  As long it’s other people’s wealth, that is.

Not many agree with them.  Liberal Democrats make up about 20% of the electorate.  So theirs is a minority opinion.  Which can be a problem when you want to tax and spend.  Because that other 80% tend to have real jobs.  Which means they pay the taxes that liberals like to spend.  And they’re none too keen on giving up their hard-earned money so a bunch of rich liberals can assuage their guilt for being rich.

Democracy Ruined the Good Old Days for the Privileged Classes

Being a 20% minority has its problems.  Especially when you want to tell how the other 80% should live.  They lament that we live in a democracy.  Where people have the right to vote.  Unlike in the good old days.  Where your blood determined rank and privilege.  There were no questions asked.  You did what you want.  Because you could.  And there was no voting.  No silly inconvenience of elections.  No, back then the rich and privileged classes knew how to live.  And the suffering masses knew their place.

But, alas, the miserable Founding Fathers had to go and muck all of that up.  Liberty.  The biggest pain in the ass the entitled classes ever had to deal with.  Nowadays, the privileged just can’t do what they want.   You need to win elections.  They need to get others to vote their way.  They need others to agree that their living the good life is in the best interest of the country.  And how do they do that?  They lie, of course.  And make as many people as possible dependent on their generosity.  Their generosity with other people’s money, that is.

Of course, it wasn’t always other people’s money.  It used to be their food.  In the 1790s, things were getting pretty bad in France.  For the suffering masses, that is.  The ‘Third Estate’.  Things were going pretty darn well for Estates 1 & 2.  The rich nobles.  And the rich clergy.  And we know how all that ended up.  Bad.  For Estates 1 & 2.  The Third Estate (i.e., the poor suffering masses) grew tired of going hungry and suffering famine.  So they stormed the Bastille and kicked off the bloody French Revolution.  Because they were hungry.  And the rich and privileged were not.  But I digress.

Using Class Warfare to Demonize their Political Opponents

Sadly, for the rich and privileged, the American and French Revolutions changed things.  The ruling minority could no longer rule as they pleased.  They had to consider the majority.  There would now be taxation with representation.  Like in Great Britain.  People paying the taxes would have a say in how the politicians spent those taxes.

Merde.  Pardon my French.  Or so said the rich and privileged classes.  Who now had a problem.  If the rich and privileged were no longer entitled to a better life, how could they then live a better life?  I mean, let’s face it, these people aren’t exactly busting with ability.  Most couldn’t find their way out of a wet paper bag.  So what does one do with no ability?  Scheme deviously.

And one of the most devious and effective tools?  Class warfare.  You attack the people with ability who have earned their wealth.  Something that few liberal Democrats can do.  Because they have no ability.  So they demonize those that do.  Business owners.  Corporate America.  And you tell the poor masses that the only reason that they’re poor is because the rich business class is exploiting them.  And that they, the liberal Democrats, will rectify that situation.

Lying to Independents and Moderates

So they give them stuff.  They tax the rich.  And give stuff to the poor.  Which makes the poor grateful.  And dependent on the government.  Grateful and dependent, of course, equals votes.  This giving of other people’s money isn’t limited to the poor, though.  They make the not-so-poor special interests even less poor with this same generosity.  This generosity of other people’s money.

It’s a full-proof deviousness.  When the rich and privileged classes shower the poor and special interests with other people’s money, they get their votes.  And it’s a lot more than 20% of the electorate.  But it’s not quite a majority, though.  So they have to lie to another group of people to push them into the majority.  And who are these people?  Moderates and independents.

These people, though, are a problem.  They have honest jobs.  They don’t stand to prosper by voting liberal Democrat.  And they’re not likely to respond well to a campaign slogan that says we want to raise your taxes so others can live better without working as hard as you do.  People just don’t choose to pay more.  So others can have more.  While they go with less.  It’s why some people will drive 5 miles to save 2 cents per gallon of gas.  People choose to pay as little as possible.

Liberals Hate Ronald Reagan.  But they Campaign like him to Win.

So how do you get people who won’t benefit by voting for you to vote for you?  By demonizing your opponent.  The Left destroyed Newt Gingrich because he wanted senior citizens to ‘wither on the vine’.  Or so they said.  He never said that (he said Medicare would wither on the vine after enough people took proposed government subsidies to move into private insurance policies).  But all moderates and independents heard was that he wanted to kill senior citizens.  And that was enough.  His approval ratings plummeted.  To save his party, he resigned.

This is the only way liberal Democrats can win elections.  By lying.  They never run openly.  They never say they want to raise your taxes.  Far from it.  Because people don’t want to pay more taxes.  Few can even afford to.  No, when they campaign, they try to sound like the great conservative, Ronald Reagan.  Why?  Because the majority of Americans approved of his policies.  So they hide their true selves during the elections.  And hope and pray (figuratively, of course) that the moderates and Independents have short memories.

They have to do this because of one very inconvenient fact.  There are more taxpayers than tax consumers.  Which is a double-edged sword for liberal Democrats.  On one hand, more taxpayers mean more tax money.  But, on the other hand, because of Democracy, it also means more people they have to successfully lie to.  Merde.

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