FT193: “Democrats are more unified than Republicans because they put their hatred of Republicans ahead of their policy differences.” —Old Pithy

Posted by PITHOCRATES - October 25th, 2013

Fundamental Truth

Democrats believe Republicans should be like a 1950s Housewife and be Pretty but Express no Thoughts of their Own

What did we learn from the government shutdown?  Well, if you listened to the left you learned that there is a civil war going on in the Republican Party.  And perhaps there is.  For there are two factions in the Republican Party.  Those the Democrats like and can push around.  And those who refuse to be their bitch.

The Tea Party would be in that latter category.  And the Democrats really hate them.  Because they won’t play ball.  Like the establishment Republicans.  Who argue with and debate the Democrats.  Put on a little kabuki theater to shut the constituents up back at home.  Then vote with the Democrats.  And thank the Democrats for the occasional spoils hand-me-down.

You see, the Democrats know how to be a good Republican.  You act like a 1950 housewife.  With Democrats, of course, being the 1950s husband.  Republicans are to look pretty and agree with the Democrats.  They’re not supposed to express a thought of their own.  The Democrats promise them all sorts of things.  To honor their agreements.  To be faithful.  Then go out and break their promises and whore around.  Because in their world Republicans are second-class citizens.  Just like the 1950s housewife.  At least as liberal Democrats see the 1950s housewife.

Extorting Everyone via Obamacare has more Political Dividends than Extorting only Seniors

Washington changes people.  Well, it changes Republicans.  Where power corrupts them.  While absolute power seduces Democrats.  Which is their ultimate goal.  Even when they campaigned for their first election.  They want power.  All the power they can get.  So they can become a ruling class.  An aristocracy.  Where they can do whatever they want.  And live the good life.  At the expense of the masses.  Like it used to be in feudal Europe.  Where who you knew was all that matter.  And a good last name set you up for life.

Power.  It’s all that counts.  And with power comes privilege.  The Democrats see themselves as a privileged elite.  Or at least they think they should be.  Which explains why working Americans have to pay high premiums and pay high deductibles for a basic Obamacare health insurance policy with no subsidies while members of Congress get a generous subsidy for their gold-plated policies even though they earn more than $100 grand a year.

In fact the Affordable Care Act is all about power.  Not health care.  Forcing people to turn to government for their health care makes all people dependent on government.  And much more willing to vote for Democrats who want to raise taxes and expand benefits rather than Republicans who want to ‘throw Grandma off the cliff’.  As the left accuses Republicans of wanting to do.  For it’s one thing extorting seniors.  But it’s another extorting everyone.  Which has far more political dividends than extorting only seniors.

Empowering the Ruling Class is the One Priority Democrats put above all Others

So you have the Democrats trying to make all Americans dependent on government so they can extort them whenever they want more.  If they want more money they threatened whatever the people are dependent on.  Saying if we don’t raise taxes the Republicans will prevent the Democrats from giving them these benefits.  With establishment Republicans onboard for the occasional spoils hand-me-down.  While the Tea Party Republicans are trying honor the promises they made to their constituents.

Was the attempt to defund Obamacare a wise move?  When the Republicans only controlled the House of Representatives?  Especially with the Republicans fighting among themselves?  Time will tell.  But what was clear is that the Democrats are more unified than the Republicans.  Why?  Is it because there is no dissension in the Democrats’ ranks?  Like there is with Republicans between establishment (i.e., Democrats in Republican clothes) and the Tea Party?  No.  It’s not that.  For there is dissension in the Democrat ranks.  But unlike the Republicans, they don’t let this interfere with their ultimate aim.  Power.

The Democrats never lose sight of the big picture.  The acquisition of power.  Democrat primary elections can be brutal.  In 2008 when Bill Clinton was trying to get Senator Ted Kennedy to endorse Hillary Clinton instead of Barack Obama he said, “A few years ago, this guy would have been carrying our bags.”  A racial slur.  But that was all forgotten after the election.  With Hillary Clinton even taking a post in the Obama administration.  Because empowering the ruling class is the one priority they put above all others.  And you do that by destroying the opposition.  The Republicans.  In particular the Tea Party Republicans.  Whatever the cost.  However it hurts the American people.  This is what unifies the Democrats.  Their love of power and their hatred of Republicans.  Which lets Democrats forget things like racial slurs.  While those Republicans who fight for the people get attacked by members of their own party.



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FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH #24: “You cannot lobby a politician unless he or she is for sale.” -Old Pithy

Posted by PITHOCRATES - July 27th, 2010

IT’S A PROFESSION as old as time.  Politics.  Prostitution, too.

Hooker:  Hey, baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam?

Joker:    Not just this minute.

Hooker:  Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?

Joker:    Yeah, we might party. How much?

Hooker:  Fifteen dolla.

Joker:    Fifteen dollars for both of us?

Hooker:  No. Each you fifteen dolla. Me love you long time. Me so horny.

Joker:    Fifteen dollar too boo-coo. Five dollars each.

Hooker:  Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much.

Joker:    Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

Hooker:  Okay! Ten dolla each.

Joker:    What do we get for ten dollars?

Hooker:  Every’ting you want.

Joker:    Everything?

Hooker:  Every’ting.

Joker:    Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

(From the movie Full Metal Jacket, 1987.)

In the above scene from Full Metal Jacket, Private Joker (reporter for Stars and Stripes) and Private Rafterman (photographer for Stars and Stripes) are sitting at a table outside a cafe in Da Nang.  Minding their own business.  The hooker walks up to them.  She initiates the conversation.  She tells them that for a fee she’ll have sex with them.

Please note that it is the service provider that approached the two privates.  They did not go up to random women, offering them money in exchange for sex.  Why?  Because not all women are for sale.  They know this.  It would be a waste of their time to ask random women.   And it would be rather offensive to the laywoman in the street.  Now, Marines may be killers.  But they’re polite to the indigenous population.

When you’re selling favors, the onus is on the seller to find the buyers.  They have to put the word out that they are for sale (ultra-miniskirt, low-cut tops, high heels, heavy makeup, stand on a corner, flash their ‘wares’, etc.).  Or find someone who will broker these sales for them.  A pimp, if you will.  Or a brothel madam.  Or, mamasan, as she is called in Southeast Asia.  A prostitute must initiate the process with the ‘john’ (Hey, baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam?).  Or she goes to a place where other prostitutes ply their trade to a receptive clientele (such as a brothel).

A prostitute is often a victim of circumstance.  Few women seek this life.  They’re not shopping one day when a man walks up to them and says, “Wow.  I find you beautiful and would like to pay you to have sex with me.”   To which she replies, “okay” and leaves one life to start another.  It doesn’t happen like that.   Often it is some misfortune that forces them into the business.  And once there they have but one thing of value that they can sell for subsistence; a young attractive body.  For a limited time.

THEY WEREN’T PERFECT.  The Founding Fathers had their faults.  They knew the evils of a strong central government.  And they knew the dangers of a weak central government.  John Adams wanted to build ‘wooden walls’ (i.e., a navy) to protect America.  Jefferson opposed standing armies and expensive navies.  Washington was a nationalist.  Hamilton, too.  Madison and Jefferson were more states’ rights men.  Hamilton was a capitalist and wanted a national bank.  Jefferson hated capitalism, banks, cities and Hamilton.  It was a rocky start.  They had different views about what America should be.  But the administrations of the Founding Fathers (Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison and Munroe) were for the most part honest.  There was partisan fighting, but political corruption was still gestating.   Our first Democratic administration would give it real life.

Government was growing.  There were more federal jobs to hand out.  And with property ownership no longer a requirement to vote, more and more voters had no skin in the game.  People were now voting to have a say in how to spend other people’s money.  You put the two together and you get political patronage and spoils.  Those who help to ‘get out the vote’ to get Democrats elected were rewarded with federal jobs.  The more you helped the better the job.  And when Andrew Jackson won the election in 1828, federal job seekers overran Washington.

It may have started with the Democrats, but soon everyone was using the spoils of an election victory to repay their most loyal supporters.  And government continued to grow.  Back then, it was just politics.  Egregious, but just politics.  Patronage and spoils turned into graft and kickbacks.  And the bigger government got, the more money poured into and out of Washington.

Soon, congressmen, senators and presidents steered legislation and/or policy in exchange for sweetheart mortgage deals, vacation junkets, campaign contributions, legal defense funds, retirement of campaign debt, libraries, etc.  They were now offering services for a fee.  And for a lot more than subsistence.  During a limited time.  Due to the circumstance of holding public office.  Now, they’re not saying “me love you long time,” but they are taking money and someone is getting screwed.  And it’s a pretty sweet deal.  The prostitute has to earn her money the hard way.  She has to put out.  A politician, on the other hand, doesn’t.  They get rich the easy way.  While the public takes it up the pooper.

PEOPLE HATE LOBBYISTS.  They hate their influence.  They hate Big Pharma, Big Agra, Big Oil, Big Finance and the other ‘Bigs’ that lobby Big Government.  But these ‘johns’ only exist because politicians are more than willing (and make it known) that they are for sale.  You gotta pay to play in Washington. 

Are we to believe that politicians are as pure as the wind-driven snow until a lobbyist corrupts them?  Yeah, right.   If you believe that be wary of anyone trying to sell you a bridge.  It’s a game.  And they write the rules.  And if you don’t play nice, they can make it pretty unpleasant for you.  Anti-business legislation, justice department probes, attorney general investigations, public attacks by administration officials, etc.  Nasty things for a business.  And costly.  Often the cost of avoiding these (i.e., playing the game) is a cheaper option.  The business that does not lobby, then, may find themselves under assault by Big Government or at a disadvantage against their competitors who do.  So they enter the fray, hedging their bets by throwing large sums of money on both sides of the aisle. 

And even though the Republican Party is supposed to be the party of Big Business, have you seen who Big Business often contributes to?  More times than not they’re in bed with the Democrats.  Who did General Electric endorse in the 2008 election?  Obama.  Why?  You tell me.  For I have no idea.  They make MRIs.  And electricity-generating windmills.  I’m not sure how they could benefit by an administration that was going to reform health care and promote green energy.  It just baffles the mind.

THE CORRUPTION CONTAGION knows no party lines.  Unabashed greed is universal.  Especially with other people’s money.  Washington has become what the Founding Fathers feared.  Big, powerful and awash in cash.  Even during record deficits.  The days of disinterested public service are long gone.  Getting to Washington has become the objective.  Not what you do when you get there.  Because if you make it to Washington, you leave it rich.  And live comfortably ever after.

And now I must apologize to prostitutes everywhere.  For they truly earn their money.  It is unfair and unjust to compare them to politicians.  And the ultimate injustice is the fact that politicians enjoy their services.  One of the perks of being in Washington.  High-priced call girls at your beckoned call.  Paid for, of course, by others.



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