Lawyers are Anxious to find Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 so they can start the Lawsuits

Posted by PITHOCRATES - March 30th, 2014

Week in Review

The disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 has devastated families of those who were on board.  But some people are absolutely giddy about the missing airplane.  And can’t wait for the wreckage to be found.  Lawyers.  So they can start suing and making a lot of money off of the suffering of others (see Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370: Aviation lawyers flock to China by Peter Ford posted 3/27/2014 on The Christian Science Monitor).

Nineteen days after Malaysia Airlines flight 370 disappeared, search teams have still found no shred of physical evidence to clarify what happened to it or to the 239 people aboard.

But as planes and ships hunt the waters of the Indian Ocean for possible wreckage, lawyers are already scouting for clients at the Lido Hotel in Beijing, where passengers’ relatives are staying.

Holding out the prospect of multimillion dollar compensation deals, aviation disaster lawyers from US and Chinese firms are hovering in the hotel’s coffee shop and corridors in the hope that the biggest mystery in modern aviation history will end with a major payout for victims’ families, and for them…

Mr. Wang, who headed for Beijing as soon as he heard that the plane had disappeared, says he has offered his firm’s services to the relatives of more than 100 passengers on a “no win, no fee” contingency basis, and that about 10 have signed up with Ribbeck…

Equally complex is the question of where any suit against Malaysia Airlines may be heard (though a complaint against Boeing, an American company, would most likely be heard in the United States). While a Malaysian or Chinese court might seem the obvious place, lawyers for potential plaintiffs would be anxious to have any complaint judged in the United States, because “you are looking at a much larger award” there, says Ms. Feng.

This is why they make lawyer jokes.  Call them ambulance chasers.  These are the only people—apart from terrorists— who smile at the loss of life.  Because whenever there is a tragedy it means a big paycheck for a law firm.  Those on the left will call doctors greedy and that they shouldn’t profit on the suffering of others.  Many blaming them for all our health care woes.  Those greedy doctors.  Who the government should force to work for less.  As Obamacare will.  But it should be noted that doctors actually save lives while getting rich.  Lawyers don’t.  They just take the biggest cut of any legal settlement.  Helping themselves far more than they help their clients.  But those on the left have no problem with lawyers getting rich on the suffering of others.  Why?  Because lawyers support Democrats.  And donate money to their campaigns.  Which is why the Democrats will never reform tort law.  Because lawyers and Democrats make a lot of money with these lawsuits.  And they have no intentions of ever changing that.


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FT128: “Democrats use class warfare to attack and tax the rich while taking money from the working poor by selling them lottery tickets.” -Old Pithy

Posted by PITHOCRATES - July 27th, 2012

Fundamental Truth

The Inherent Contradiction of Class Warfare is that you can’t Hate the Rich while wanting to be Rich

You hear it in the news.  You can hear it in the streets.  You can feel it in the air.  It’s another election season.  And the Democrats are ramping up their class warfare to assail anyone who did what everyone in the country wants to do.  Make money and live well.  President Obama even told successful small business owners the reason for their success.  Not the 80+ hours a week they put into their business.  But because their previous taxes built roads and bridges.  Which is a puzzler.  Because there are a lot of roads and bridges across America.  So you’d think there would be no business failures.  But there are.  A lot of them.  Despite all those roads and bridges.  Like I said, it’s a puzzler.

I guess the sad truth is that it’s not only rich people who hate the poor.  But it would appear our roads and bridges hate the poor, too.  Otherwise everyone would be making money and living well.  Not just those lucky few the roads and bridges favor.  Damn roads and bridges and their hateful ways.  Then again, roads and bridges are inanimate objects.  And can’t pick winners and losers.  So perhaps it’s the government that taxes us to pay for those roads and bridges that have hateful ways.  Perhaps they’re not building them special enough to spread their magic of success to those they come into contact with.  Perhaps our government officials don’t like poor people either.  That is to say, poor people who don’t remain poor.

But that’s neither here nor there.  It’s more around the corner and down the stairs.  No, what’s at issue here is the inherent contradiction of the Democrats’ class warfare.  Namely, if having more money than others is so evil why is it that everyone wants to have more money than others?  Isn’t that the whole point of unions?  To give their members more money and better benefits than those outside their membership?  It’s why the teachers go on strike.  For more money.  And more benefits.  Including health care and pension benefits that few teachers have ever contributed to.  Which is a lot better than most poor and middle class workers.  So here is a large group of people who have more money than others and yet the president never tells the teachers that they didn’t earn their pay and benefits.  So it’s okay to elevate some people above others even though we all use the same roads and bridges.  Odd.  For that seems like the definition of class warfare.  Granting special privilege to some so they can have more money than others.

Thanks to Roads and Bridges Movie Stars and Musicians make Obscene amounts of Money

To further see the inherent contradiction in class warfare consider Hollywood.  And the young and aspiring actors who go to Hollywood.  Why do they go there?  To become rich and famous.  To have more money than other people.  So they can live in their Hollywood mansions.  And in other mansions around the world where the rich and famous like to call home.  For a few weeks out of the year at least.  Those who make it became obscenely wealthy.  And make far more in a day than regular working people earn in a lifetime.  Not only do they want more money than others.  They have more money than others.  Yet the president doesn’t tell them that they didn’t make that happen.  Or that their success was due not to talent but those roads and bridges.

Consider, too, those who enter the music industry.  Rock, pop, hip hop and rap stars.  Why do these people enter the music industry?  To become rich and famous.  To have more money than other people.  Like the Hollywood stars they, too, want mansions.  Private jets.  Boats.  And all the other toys that money can buy.  They want to eat in the finest restaurants.  And party with famous celebrities from around the world.  These musicians don’t make music for the greater good.  For the poor.  For sick children.  No.  They make music to make as much money as they possibly can.  Some even begin legal action to protect what’s theirs in the digital age.  Fighting piracy abroad and illegal downloads at home.  Because they may have a lot of money.  But more money is better.  So they sue.  Yet the president doesn’t single these people out, telling them that they didn’t make their success.  It was those roads and bridges.  And that their illegally downloaded music is due to the people downloading it.  Who paid for those roads and bridges that made their talent possible.

How about lawyers?  They’re some of the richest people in the world.  And how do they make their money?  By taking it away from others who earn it.  By suing these wealth creators.  Or insurance companies.  Especially medical malpractice attorneys.  Who earned the unflattering moniker ‘ambulance chaser’.  Because they are willing to sue anyone to make a buck.  To have more money than others.  Lawyers are in part responsible for the high cost of health care because of their fraudulent lawsuits raising the cost of medical malpractice insurance.  And the class action lawsuit raises the cost of businesses (and the price of everything we buy) while bringing in obscene amounts of money for them.  While the people they represent make a fraction of what they collect.  But the president doesn’t tell these people that they owe their success to roads and bridges.  No.  He never says a word about lawyers.  Probably because he is a lawyer.  So rich lawyers get a pass.

Being Rich can’t be Bad when the Poor Spend so Much on Lottery Tickets trying to become Rich

The Democrats use class warfare to take more money away from those who they think don’t deserve it.  Those who have more money than others.  Other than teachers, movie stars, music stars, lawyers and anyone else with more money than others who typically vote Democrat.  Which seems to make it okay to have more money than other people.  If you vote Democrat you can have as much money as the roads and bridges can make for you.  But if you’re a small business owner trying to navigate the labyrinth of regulations just so you can pay a high tax rate, well, then it’s a different story.  Because these small business owners may vote Republican.  So whatever they make they were just lucky to make.  Even undeserving.  Because they didn’t build their business.  They weren’t smarter than anyone else.  They just used our roads and bridges to an unfair advantage.  So these leeches now owe us.  The people.  And should pay a higher tax rate.  And when they try to use legal tax shelters we should change the law so they can’t.  While turning a blind eye whenever those who vote Democrat hide their income to avoid paying those high tax rates.

So they attack the successful. To help those who have less than them.  But do they really care for those who make less?  The good, decent, poor people?  Or do they try to take their money, too?  Well, it turns out they don’t.  Care for the good, decent, poor people.  And they try to take back whatever they give them.  By encouraging them to spend as much of their disposable income on lottery tickets as possible.  So the poor can be, wait for it, rich.  That’s why governments sell lottery tickets.  To give people the chance to be rich.  So they, too, can have more money than others.  So they can live well.  Even though they have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning a big jackpot.  Because when it comes to the lottery it’s little different than it is in Las Vegas.  The house ultimately wins.  As does the government.

Who’s buying the majority of lottery tickets?  The working poor.  So they can become what the Democrats hate.  People who have more than others.  So they can live well.  Again showing the inherent defect in class warfare.  Having more money than others can’t be bad.  Being rich can’t be bad.  Because if being rich and having more money than others was bad everyone wouldn’t be trying to be rich.  For teachers, movie stars, music stars, lawyers and anyone else with more money than others know that having money is good.  But having more money is better.  Especially when you have more than others.  And you can live a comfortable life away from those who have less than you.  While enjoying a disproportionally large share of that wealth created by all those roads and bridges.


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FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH #28: “Politicians love failure because no one ever asked government to fix something that was working.” -Old Pithy

Posted by PITHOCRATES - August 24th, 2010

GOVERNMENT FIXES PROBLEMS.  Or so they say.  And the people think.  When something isn’t right in the country, the people demand that government do something about it.  And politicians are more than happy to oblige.  It strokes their egos.  Increases their budgets.  Their staffs.  And they get to do what they like best.  Tell others what to do.  Well, that, and spend money.

Politicians are happiest when government grows.  Because when it does, there’s more stuff to do.  More people to manage.  Bigger offices to move into.  More people to hire.  And the more they hire, the more people are indebted to them.  Who love them.  Respect them.  Are in awe of them.  Which inflates their egos even more.  As if that was even possible.  And, of course, there’s more money to spend. 

As government grows, so does their job security.  I mean, there may come the day that the good people may not reelect them.  As devastating as that may be, they can be comforted in the fact that they will leave Washington far richer than they were upon entering Washington.  And there’ll always be a place for them in an ever expanding government.  A cabinet position.  An agency position.  Or, perhaps, they’ll be named a czar.  Of something.  In charge of a policy issue.  Away from the oversight powers of Congress.  Anything is possible.  As long as government grows.  And there is more money to spend.

And just why is that?  Why does government continue to grow?  Simple.  They don’t fix problems.  They’re always ‘fixing’ problems.  But they’re never fixed.  They’re always a work in progress.  Because a fixed problem doesn’t require their services any longer.

DON’T THINK SO?  Suppose the government gives you a federal job.  An important one.  You’re in charge of the Office of Getting People to Happily Accept the Banning of Smoking in Public Places.  They give you a big office.  A staff.  A budget.  And a title.  You feel pretty good.  Important.  You diligently go about your work.  You take polls.  You analyze data.  You place public service announcements.  You intensify your polling before and after local laws are implemented banning smoking in public places. 

You analyze your data.  You correlate satisfaction with dissatisfaction.  Pacification with irritability.  Your numbers look good.  As more and more localities ban smoking from most public spaces the more your numbers show that the satisfaction/dissatisfaction ratio is trending favorably.  The trending is flatter with pacification/irritability but the trending is still favorable.  You conclude that these new laws come in, on average, at 9.875.  And that’s very good on the scale you created to measure overall effectiveness and acceptance of new laws to influence social behavior.   You happily report your findings to your superior.

“What are you,” your superior asks, “stupid?  Trying to put yourself out of a job?  Are you trying to cut my budget?  Because that’s exactly what’s going to happen if you turn in a report like this.  Now here’s what you’re going to do.  You’re going to report that your findings indicate some improvements in some select demographics.  But overall there is still much work to do.  Then write up a proposal for additional work required and throw in a budget that increases your current budget by 12%.  For starters.  Then I’ll critique your findings and find your funding request insufficient because of a mistake you made in your analysis.  Have it on my desk by the end of the week.”

Sound ridiculous?  That’s probably because it is.  And probably all too true.  I mean, how many federal programs do politicians shut down because they were successful in achieving their objective?  I think few.  If any.  Because no one wants to put themselves out of a job.  Especially a federal job.  Because there’s no job like a federal job.  At least, not in the private sector.

IN THE PRIVATE sector, your work has to have value.  When people are voluntarily paying for goods or services, you can’t have fat payrolls and fat budgets to produce goods and services no one wants.  You can only do that when government pays.  And by government I mean you and me.  With our taxes.  Which we have little choice but to pay.  For we are forced to under penalty of law.  Which can be pretty persuasive in making you pay for stuff you don’t want.  For we wouldn’t normally give away our hard-earned pay for the ridiculous wastes of resources known as government work.  To make the lives of federal workers better than ours.  And speaking of federal workers, what’s that joke?  Question:  What is federal work?  Answer:  Work for the unemployable.  There’s a lot of truth in that.  For a lot of these people couldn’t make it in the private sector.  And if they had to, they would only do so with the utmost bitter resentment.  They’d resent the longer hours.  The huge cut in pay.  The huge cut in benefits.  And the accountability.

You see, in the private sector, failure has consequences.  People get fired.  If a business is losing money because of silly projects they’re pursuing, the board of directors will fire the corporate officers.  If it’s a small business, the owner may lose his or her life savings.  And their house (which is often mortgaged up to the hilt to support their business).  There will be change after failure.  And it will be painful to many.  Unfeeling.  Cold.  But necessary.  But it’s different in government. 

When politicians fail, they reward themselves.  When their policies fail, the politicians simply say they need more time to make those policies work.  And more money.  That’s always the answer.  And they get away with it.  More money.  Keep throwing money at the problem.  No matter what a train wreck their programs turn out to be.  Or what the unintended consequences are.

POLITICIANS LIKE TO tinker.  Often in things they shouldn’t.  Because when they do, bad things often happen.  Those unintended consequences.  For when it comes down to it, they’re not very smart.  They could have graduated from their Ivy League schools at the top of their class, but they often know squat about the things they’re meddling in.  Most of them are lawyers.  And what does a lawyer know about economics?  Foreign policy?  National security?  Bupkis.  But it never stops them. 

And it doesn’t even matter.  Because their motives were honorable.  They acted with the best of intentions.  At least, that’s what they say.  As do their supporters.  And when everything goes to hell in a handbasket, they don’t mind.  Just more problems for government to fix.  More programs.  More staff.  And more money to spend.

Of course, we ultimately pay the price for their actions.  Whether it’s recession, depression or a more dangerous world to live in.  Which is often the case.  More times than not.

EVER WONDER WHY everything is a crisis?  Because a crisis needs urgent action.  By politicians in Washington.  And that urgent action is typically vast new government programs with an exploding federal bureaucracy.  Along with explosive federal spending.  And because it’s a crisis, there’s no time to lose.  If we don’t take immediate action the consequences could be dire.  There’s no time for debate.  For opposition.  To read a bill.  No.  We have to act and we have to act NOW.  Before this crisis gets any worse.

And when things do get worse after we take all that urgent action, you know what they’ll say?  That they were wrong?  Yeah, right.  In some fantasy world maybe.  No.  Instead, they’ll say just imagine how bad things would have been if they didn’t act like they did.  That we should be thankful things are only as bad as they are, for they could have been a whole lot worse if government didn’t act.  Why, they’ll be patting themselves on the back.  While you suffer more.

Hard to fight that logic.  I mean, they can say anything.  If their action takes unemployment to record levels, they can say unemployment would have been twice as high if they didn’t do what they did.  Twice as high would be worse.  But how do they know it would have been twice as high?  How can they prove it?  Well, they don’t have to.  Because you can’t disprove it.  And those who gamble know that a tie goes to the house.  So they’re right.  Because you can’t prove otherwise.  So they act accordingly.  And their supporters go along.  And the answer to the new problems that are worse than the original problems?  You guessed it.  More of the same.  More government programs.  More government spending.  At least, that’s what the historical record shows.

POLITICIANS LOVE FAILURE.  They thrive on it.  It gives them life.  Success, on the other hand, destroys them.  Removes their raison d’être.  Their reason for being.  A prospering nation, after all, doesn’t need government to fix anything.  And that’s no good.  Especially if that’s the business you’re in.  Fixing things.  Fixers need to fix.  But it needs to remain a work in progress.  So there’s still fixing to do.  Always.  And forever.   

And they’ll never let a good crisis go to waste.


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