Jon Stewart to lose all respect for New York Mayor Bill de Blasio after he did what Donald Trump Did

Posted by PITHOCRATES - January 12th, 2014

Week in Review

The new mayor of New York City just stuck a fork in the eye of New York City (see Bill de Blasio uses a fork & knife to eat pizza by Yoav Gonen and Kathryn Cusma posted 1/10/2014 on the New York Post).

Some New Yorker!

Mayor de Blasio shunned years of Big Apple custom Friday by digging into a slice of Staten Island pizza with a knife and fork.

With the move, Hizzoner joined the ranks of real estate mogul Donald Trump and former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, who were ridiculed in 2011 for not eating New York City pizza like a New Yorker — with their hands.

Eating New York pizza with a fork?  Pahdon me while I play the grahnd piano (I believe that was a line from the Monty Python television show).  What’s next?  Requiring New Yorkers to grovel in your presence?  For after all, you eat pizza with a fork.  Like a European or something.  A man of sophistication.  And pomposity far exceeding your common New Yorker.  It was bad enough you were getting rid of the horses from Central Park.  For your real estate friends.  And to do God knows what with those horses.  Which they eat in France.  And probably something you eat, too, with your fancy fork.

Perhaps Jon Stewart said it best.  What he thought about a man eating his New York pie with a fork (see About (Late) Last Night: Jon Stewart slams Donald Trump for eating pizza with a fork [Video] by Meredith Blake posted 7/2/2011 on the Los Angeles Times).

Donald Trump likes to think of himself as the quintessential New Yorker, but Jon Stewart begs to differ. His main bone of contention? The way Trump eats his pizza. As Stewart put it Wednesday night on “The Daily Show,” “Based on how you eat pizza, Donald, I want to see your long-form birth certificate. I don’t think you were really born in New York…”

The accusations came at the end of a lengthy but highly entertaining segment in which Stewart closely analyzed the recent pizza dinner shared between Trump and fellow speculative presidential candidate Sarah Palin. In a rant in which Stewart channeled the ghost of Joe Pesci’s character in “Goodfellas,” the host cited two major issues with the Donald’s dinner.

First, there was the venue: Famous Famiglia, a generic chain pizza restaurant at 50th and Broadway, just north of Times Square. It was an underwhelming choice, especially in a city with a wealth of options for a delicious, authentic slice. Or, as Stewart put it in a mild jab at Palin, “I hate to use this term so close to ground zero, but we’re a bit of a pizza Mecca.”

But even more egregious was Trump’s rather fussy method of eating his slices: Stacked and (brace yourselves) with a fork. “Donald Trump, why don’t you just take that fork and stick it right in New York’s eye?” Stewart said, adopting a broad “New Yoik” accent.

No doubt Mayor de Blasio just lost Jon Stewart.  And with him the youth voters.  Say hello to a single term, Mayor de Blasio.  For how can the youth voters vote for a man who eats pizza with a fork?  That’s just too ‘1% ‘for their tastes.

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