FT131: “If liberals say sin taxes hit low-income and young adults disproportionally they must know they have photo IDs.” -Old Pithy

Posted by PITHOCRATES - August 17th, 2012

Fundamental Truth

Liberals want to Tax the Poor while Looking Like they’re not Taxing the Poor

A sin tax is an excise tax.  An excise tax is a flat tax.  Everyone pays the same amount.  Which liberals/progressives find unfair.  As these taxes hit low-income people disproportionately.  Whether it’s someone living on low wages.  Or on limited government support.  They live on a small amount of money each week.  And if they buy alcohol or cigarettes those sin taxes consume a large proportion of their weekly spending money.  By greatly increasing the price for alcohol and cigarettes.  When you hear things like ‘placing a bulls-eye on Joe Six-Pack’s back’ it refers to a low-income guy that enjoys drinking beer.  But drinking beer is difficult for him to do because the current tax structure favors the rich.  Who can more easily afford excise taxes.

And it’s the same for cigarette smokers.  There has been a war on tobacco.  And it’s been so successful that a lot of college-educated people don’t smoke these days.  For it is politically incorrect to smoke today.  They’ve banned it from restaurants.  From the office.  Even outside in some places.  Some are even trying to ban it in people’s homes if they have children.  Progressives hate smoking so much that they have placed enormous sin taxes on cigarettes.  Making it very difficult for Joe Six-Pack to buy his cigarettes.  And it is the low-income and those without college educations who tend to smoke these days.  So the people who can least afford to pay these high sin taxes pay most of them.

Progressives want to raise tax rates on the rich.  Because they have more money and therefore should pay more in taxes.  According to them.  So they can transfer the cost of government away from the low-income to the high-income.  And they’ve succeeded.  Today almost half of all taxpayers pay no federal income taxes.  While the top 10% of earners pay approximately 70% of all federal income taxes.  Yet despite this huge transfer of wealth from the rich to the poor sin taxes have continued to rise.  Meaning the liberals want to tax the rich.  And they want to tax the poor.  While looking like they’re not taxing the poor.  By ascending their self-righteous soapboxes.  For they know better than we.  Sin taxes, they say, are for our own good.  They discourage bad behavior.  And encourage good behavior.  Behavior that they approve of.  And it’s only coincidental that they these taxes fall disproportionately on Joe Six-Pack.  Then they try to take the little income remaining from poor Joe by selling him lottery tickets.  Something else more lower income people buy than rich people.  For rich people are already rich.

Obamacare combines the Joy of a Colonoscopy with the Fear and Loathing of an IRS Audit

Most people would rather have a colonoscopy than sit through an IRS audit.  Why?  Because a colonoscopy is more enjoyable.  It only takes a couple of hours as an outpatient in the hospital.  Your odds are better for getting good news after a colonoscopy than after an IRS audit.  And doctors are happy to give good news to their patients.  While IRS agents are happy when they can take your money.  The more of it they can take the happier they are.  And with today’s tax code they can always find money to take from you.  Especially if you’re a business owner.  Or a movie star.  Where you can lose your pension, your children’s college fund and your house if you made a mistake or trusted an untrustworthy accountant.  So given the choice people would choose a colonoscopy over an IRS audit almost any day.  Even without the anesthetic.

And speaking of health care and the IRS, how about that Obamacare?  The liberals’ solution to ‘fix’ health care.  Even though it wasn’t broken.  Americans have long opposed any form of national health care.  They opposed it when Hillary Clinton tried to put a plan together behind closed doors.  And they still oppose it.  Based on that majority of the population that wants to repeal Obamacare.  Which they passed into law thanks to some backroom deals.  And fun with numbers.  The big selling point was to keep the cost of it below what the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan cost.  If the liberals could keep the price tag below a trillion dollars over a ten year period they could say it wouldn’t cost Americans an extra dime to give ‘free’ health care to everyone.  Because they would just transfer all of that war spending to health care spending.  Despite those trillion dollar deficits.  A debt approaching $16 trillion.  And an economy wallowing in the Great Recession.

So how did they do it?  Keep the cost under a trillion dollars?  By being devious.  The data they submitted to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) included ten years of expenditures but only 6 years of benefits.  Because 6 years of benefits cost about a trillion dollars.  Well, almost.  They also stole about $700 billion from Medicare.  So the real cost of Obamacare over a ten year period is closer to $3 trillion.  Or about three times the cost of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  How’s that for free health care?  So Obamacare is really, really expensive.  Which is why Obamacare forces all Americans to buy health insurance.  Even the young and healthy who would rather put that money into a house payment while they are young and healthy.  And how are they going to enforce this?  By combining the joy of a colonoscopy with the fear and loathing of an IRS audit.

Getting a Photo ID is too Costly, too Complex or just too Time Consuming unless you’re a 16-Year-Old Anxious to Drive

Because of Obamacare everyone will have to prove to the IRS that they have bought health insurance.  Which means if you want health care you better file your federal income taxes.  Have a Social Security number.  And have proven to your employer that you are a legal citizen.  With two pieces of documentation.  Like a Social Security card.  And a photo ID.  Pretty intense requirements.  And much more stringent than it used to be when anyone could go to the emergency room and receive treatment.  Today if you’re sick you better hope dotted your ‘i’s and crossed your ‘t’s.  Because in Obamacare before you can get a colonoscopy you have to first answer to the IRS.

And Joe Six-Pack?  We love you.  Because you’re just an average Joe.  The backbone of America.  Working hard and raising your family.  So who are we to begrudge you a cold beer after a hard day’s work?  Or a smoke?  We won’t judge you for enjoying those things.  Because a lot of us enjoy those things, too.  Even if it’s not politically correct.  Or in our best interests.  Or behavior those ‘better than us’ would approve of.  Just make sure you have your photo ID before you buy your beer.  Or your pack of smokes.  Because unless you look old you aren’t buying either without one.  Even if you’re a grizzled war veteran.  And been to hell and back in Iraq or Afghanistan.  Because even a Purple Heart won’t get you beer or a pack of cigarettes without a photo ID.

The liberals have made it harder for you to get health care.  Or to smoke.  And they’re not making it any easier to drink adult beverages.  If you want to do any of these things you better suck it up and get a photo ID.  Because proving who you are, how old you are and whether you are a legal citizen are very important to liberals.  Unless, that is, you want to vote.  Then they don’t give a damn.  They even say asking for a photo ID to vote is only a way to disenfranchise the low-income and young adults.  So they can’t vote.  Because getting a photo ID is too costly, too complex or just too time consuming.  (Except for all those 16-year-olds anxious to drive.)  Yet these are the very same people who acknowledge that the low income and young adults pay a disproportionate share of sin taxes.  Which they pay on those things you can only buy with a photo ID.

So why this bizarre and inconsistent behavior on the part of liberals?  Well, it must have something to do with the vote.  And based on their devious behavior in passing legislation people don’t want, one can only assume that their lax attitude is for one reason.  Making it easier for them to win elections when they pursue policies that the people don’t want.  Like Obamacare.  Which is why when it comes to the vote they want anyone to be able to walk in off the street and say they’re whoever they say they are and vote.  Unlike the ‘hell’ people have to go through to buy a beer, a pack of cigarettes, getting a job or collecting their lottery winnings.  Yes, if you win the big one you’ll need a photo ID to claim your money.  But you don’t need it to vote.  Because voting just isn’t as important as these other things.

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