Some 2.15 Million won’t be Smart Enough to go to College in China this Year

Posted by PITHOCRATES - June 9th, 2012

Week in Review

There’s no diversity when it comes to going to college in China.  It is a pure meritocracy.  Only the smartest 6.85 million will go to college.  Which means 2.15 million will have to make other plans (see Pens down for 9 million students sitting China’s college entrance exams by AFP posted 6/7/2012 on The Australian).

MORE than 9 million students are sitting China’s notoriously tough college entrance exams, with “high-flyer” rooms, nannies and even intravenous drips among the tools being employed for success.

With just 6.85 million university spots on offer this year, competition for the top institutions is intense, and attempts to cheat are rife – more than 1,500 people have been arrested on suspicion of selling transmitters and hard-to-detect ear pieces.

Parents and students this year are also resorting to some outlandish but legal methods to ensure nothing goes wrong in the make-or-break two-day exam.

Students have reportedly been given pre-exam injections and intravenous drips designed to boost energy levels, while girls have resorted to hormone injections and birth control pills to delay menstruation.

“There are situations where girls take pills to delay their periods until after the exams,” a gynaecologist at Beijing’s Chaoyang Hospital, who declined to give his name, told AFP…

The nation’s public security ministry said in a statement Monday that police had busted over 100 gangs suspected of selling cheating equipment, rounding up 1,500 people with the seizure of some 60,000 devices such as ear pieces.

Exam authorities said they would use wireless signal jammers and frequency detectors to prevent cheating, as well as fingerprint scanners to verify exam-takers’ identity.

It’s nice to see the Chinese women as competitive as the Chinese men.  What with all those sex-based abortions for unwanted daughters.  They may discriminate against women in the womb but when it comes to college entrance exams even that doesn’t count.  Everyone has an equal chance of going to college.  All they have to do to get into college is to be smarter than the bottom 2.15 million.

Talk about your overachievers.  I bet that once they do get into college they will take a lot of math and science.  And study.  Instead of taking courses like women’s studies, minority studies, family studies, American studies,   communications, film, psychology or philosophy.  Degrees that are less demanding.  A little more fun.  And leave a lot more free time to enjoy college.  Pursuing other past times.  Such as drinking.  Partying.  And intimate relations.  And by that I mean a lot of casual sex.  The way college should be.  If the education part of college isn’t that important to you.

The U.S. has lost much of its manufacturing to the Chinese.  But manufacturing makes up a smaller and smaller part of our economy.  America continues to dominate the smart, thinking part of the international economy.  Designing the high-tech world.  But thanks to these overachievers in China and the underachievers in some of our universities these days the future doesn’t look good for that smart, thinking part of the international economy.  If you’re an American, that is.  It looks great if you’re Chinese.

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