If you Think TSA is Dysfunctional and Unpopular Now, Wait Until it Unionizes
Question: How do you make a bad situation worse? Simple. Add more government. Or a union. And if you really want to make things worse, add a government union.
The TSA is not very popular these days. What with their nude imaging leering and their groping of our naughty bits. They say it’s for our security. But it feels more like we’re living in a police state. But at least we can fire those who cross the line and enjoy these sexual assaults a little too much. Well, for now, at least (see How to Make Air Travel More Infuriating by John Fund posted on 11/26/2010 on The Wall Street Journal).
But if you think TSA is dysfunctional and unpopular now, wait until it unionizes. This month, the Federal Labor Relations Authority ruled that 50,000 TSA personnel will be allowed to vote on whether or not to join a union with full collective bargaining rights…
Imagine if every change in procedures had to be cleared with union shop stewards. While it is not easy to fire TSA personnel now, just think how difficult it will be to remove bad employees if they are covered by union job protection agreements.
I think I see something questionable in your groin, ma’am. By the power invested in me, I will need to take a closer look. We have no female agents available, so I will have to insert my man-hands into your panties and feel around in the name of national security. But you can trust me. I work for the TSA. And if you have a problem with this, tough. I’m union protected.
If You’ve been Sexually Assaulted, it’s Best that You don’t Wear Pantyliners During TSA Security Screening
Sure, I’m being silly. I mean, what could be suspicious in a woman’s panties (see Sanitary Towel Prompts TSA To Grope Sexual Assault Victim by Steve Watson posted on 11/25/2010 on Prisonplanet.com)?
I recently traveled via air, and was subjected to that new scanning device. “No problem,” I thought. I was wearing jeans and a linen tanktop, bra, panties, and one camouflage pantyliner.
No doubt common for women to wear bras and panties. And pantyliners. Should be no big deal.
These new scans are so horrible that if you are wearing something unusual (like a piece of cloth on your panties) then you will be subjected to a search where a woman repeatedly has to check your “groin” while another woman watches on….
Well, I guess in the name of security we must make some women uncomfortable. What’s the worst that can happen? A mild case of embarrassment?
But what ultimately happened is that I was subjected to search so invasive that I was left crying and dealing with memories that I thought had been dealt with years ago of prior sexual assaults.
Oh. It can be that much worse. We can traumatize a woman by invoking memories of a sexual assault. Maybe we should revisit TSA screening procedures. Come up with something that won’t traumatize people. Maybe look for bombers instead of just bombs. Use psychological behavior to narrow down the number of invasive bodily searches. You know, as long as the collective bargaining agreement doesn’t object, of course.
Doctors to Save Medicare by being Screwed by Government
All right, we know what a train wreck the TSA is. Surely there are things that government does well, aren’t there? Well, let’s take a look at a big government program. Medicare. The government is cutting Medicare payments to doctors. The program’s spending is so out of control that these cuts are pretty steep. How steep? Enough to make doctors drop Medicare patients (see Doctors say Medicare cuts force painful decision about elderly patients by N.C. Aizenman posted 11/26/2010 on The Washington Post).
Doctors across the country describe similar decisions, complaining that they’ve been forced to shift away from Medicare toward higher-paying, privately insured or self-paying patients in response to years of penny-pinching by Congress.
Not only that, but the system is forcing doctors into specialties, depleting the ranks of the primary-care doctors.
On average, primary-care doctors make about $190,000 a year, kidney specialists $300,000, and radiologists close to $500,000, figures that reflect the income doctors receive from both Medicare and non-Medicare patients. The disparity has prompted concern that Medicare is contributing to a growing shortage of primary doctors.
But can you blame them for going into specialties? Being a doctor is hard. All that schooling. Long hours during residency. And they’re saving lives. For which they get paid Bupkis. Shouldn’t we pay them well after they go through all that hell?
“The argument that doctors literally can’t afford to feed their kids [if they take Medicare's rates] is absurd,” said [Robert] Berenson [a Commissioner of the Medicare Payment Advisory Commission, an independent congressional agency]. “It’s just that doctors have gotten used to a certain income and lifestyle.”
Easy for a government bureaucrat to say. But look at the life of a doctor.
But, “the whole system would need to change. … I graduated medical school $100,000 in debt. I worked 110 hours a week during my residency for $30,000 a year and sacrificed all through my 20s. And even now, you’re still seeing people all day, with meetings and paperwork at night, on top of the emotional side of worrying when the patients you care for aren’t doing well. This is life-and-death stuff. And I feel like that should be compensated.”
This doctor failed to mention the lawyers constantly nipping at the heels of doctors. And malpractice insurance ain’t cheap.
Doctors are Paid too Much?!? Have you seen what Members of Congress Pay Themselves?
All right, let’s take a closer look at some of these doctors’ critics. Members of Congress pay themselves pretty damn well. And they don’t save lives. Or work hard. They get a lot of time off. Lots of travel. Lots of perks. We can describe doctors as angels of mercy. We describe a lot of these politicians, though, as scum of the earth. And look at their salaries (see Boehner under fire: First cut should be lawmakers’ salaries by Jordy Yager posted on 11/5/2010 on The Hill).
The base pay for House and Senate lawmakers is $174,000, while majority and minority leaders each make $193,400 per year.
A run of the mill member of Congress makes almost as much as a doctor. Considering what little a member of Congress does for that paycheck, who out there can say this is fair?
Unions and Government
The problem with unions and government? They make life for the average Joe that much harder. They protect their own. And force others to pay for their elevated lifestyles. And they abuse their power. Always have. And always will. At least nothing in history has suggested otherwise.
It sure gives you a warm fuzzy when you think about Obamacare coming down the pike, doesn’t it?
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