Liberals are more Concerned with Poop, Pee and Booze than Jobs

Posted by PITHOCRATES - October 15th, 2010

Liberals Legislating How We Go to the Potty

President Obama talked about using a laser-like focus on creating jobs.  A year or so later, the economy is worse.  No surprise here.  It’s just not their forte.  Creating jobs.  The Left likes telling us how to live our lives.  Not getting out of the way and allowing business to do what they do best.  Create jobs.  No.  They’re more interested in other things.  In particular, what we do in the toilet.

When you talk about liberal cities, you can’t get more liberal than New York.  And they have spoken.  They have passed a new law that will police you in the toilet.  Apparently, giving us low-flow toilets wasn’t enough.  (And how did that work?  A single flush of a low-flow toilet just didn’t take care of business, if you know what I mean.)  We’re still wasting too much water when we tinkle.  With the new law, new toilets shall be dual-flush (see ‘Dual flush’ toilets among conservation proposals OK’d by Council by Peter N. Spencer on  And god help you if you choose #2 to flush #1.  But it doesn’t end there.

The package of water conservation bills also requires water fountains have separate spouts for drinking and for filling water containers; commercial buildings install alarms and sub-meters to detect water leaks; and limits the use of “once-through” cooling systems, such as those used to cool ice-making machines, walk-in coolers and older medical x-ray and laser equipment.

Taxes and regulations are out of control in New York.  It’s exploding the cost of living in the city.  And the cost of business.  The city is on the brink of bankruptcy.  There is an exodus of rich people.  And other rich people take one look and say, “no thanks.”  Don’t believe me?  Ask LeBron James (who chose Miami over New York when he left the Cleveland Cavaliers).

Nancy Pelosi Gets her Marie Antoinette On

Meanwhile, liberals in high positions continue to tell us to do as they say and not as they do.  During the worst recession since the Great Depression, scores of people are out of a job.  Cutting back costs to the bare essentials.  While still paying their taxes.  Because if they don’t, they will go to jail.  And Nancy Pelosi couldn’t have that.  Because she wants your money.

In the height of hypocrisy, Pelosi is living like royalty.  Private military jets at her beckon call.  For her and her family.  And some of her friends.  And a kick-ass open bar.  Mark Tapscott (Editorial Page Editor) writes on (see New documents uncovered by Judicial Watch show Pelosi took 85 trips on military aircraft):

“For example, purchases for one Pelosi-led congressional delegation traveling from Washington, DC, through Tel Aviv, Israel to Baghdad, Iraq May 15-20, 2008 included: Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewar’s scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey, Corona beer and several bottles of wine.”

You could almost hear her say referring to the unemployed and hungry, “Let them eat cake.”  (Shortly before her execution during the French Revolution, Queen Marie Antoinette allegedly said that the hungry could eat the scrapings & crumbs (i.e., cake) from the ovens.)

Jobs?  Don’t hold your breath.  But if you gotta pee, you best be sure which flush you chose.  Because if you flush a #1 with a #2 flush, they may just be coming after you.  For they care about the environment.  Not enough to cut down on their carbon footprint while they fly their private military jets across the globe.  But enough to take time in their busy day to take a closer look at what you do when you unzip your pants or lift up your skirt.  And the next time you do, remember, Big Government is watching you.


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