NO ONE LIKES bad news. That’s why when someone says, “I’ve got good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?” most people want to hear the bad news first. Get the sting over. Then hear the good news to help get over the sting of the bad.
People are so adverse to bad news they’ll even look for ways to ignore it as long as they can. They’ll believe lies if the lies keep their pleasant little world pleasant. Almost to any cost. In 1944, the Germans were beaten. There was a chance some soldiers would be home before Christmas. So when some scattered reports came of movements on the German front towards the Eifel Region just east of the Ardennes, SHAEF (Supreme Headquarters Allied Expeditionary Force) discounted them. Explained them away as nothing. Because the Germans didn’t launch winter offensives.
Until 1944, that is. The Schnee Eifel battle, at the beginning of the center prong of a 3-prong attack, was the greatest American defeat in 1944/1945 Europe. But this was only one of many battles known as the Battle of the Bulge. This German winter offensive through the Ardennes was the biggest American battle of World War II. And bloodiest. In all, the Germans killed about 20,000 American soldiers. Some after they surrendered. Kampfgruppe Peiper spearheaded the Sixth SS Panzer Division. Joachim Peiper would eventually lead this force through the Baugnez crossroads near Malmedy. And into infamy. The Malmedy Massacre wasn’t the only war crime, though. There were others.
In the movie Patton, General Patton predicted this German offensive. And there was some truth in that. Third Army DID predict this. But it was his chief of intelligence, Colonel Oscar Koch, who figured this out. Patton’s battlefield successes were the result of strong intelligence. And Colonel Koch gave him some of the best intelligence available on the Western Front. In November 1944, he gathered the intelligence, analyzed it and predicted a time and place. Of course, SHAEF discounted his findings. They were sure the Germans were beaten. Besides, the Germans didn’t launch winter offensives.
THE BATTLE OF the Bulge was only a small part of World War II, the biggest and meanest war in the history of mankind. Nations mobilized their military, economic, industrial, and scientific forces to wage total war. Civilians died, too. En masse. Whether by bombing of enemy cities or by organized genocide in occupied lands, civilians felt the horrors of war as they never had before.
So how did such a horrific war come to be? It’s complicated. Did it have to be as bad as it was? No. At least, France could have stopped Hitler earlier. Before his military buildup. But to understand this story, you have to go back in time.
THE GREAT WAR, World War I, was the culmination of a series of disputes over European power and control of the Balkans.
The Crimean War of 1853–1856, the Austro-Sardinian War of 1859 and the Austro-Prussian War of 1866 stirred the pot up in the Balkans. The Franco-Prussian War of 1870-1871 established a new unified Germany as the dominant power of Europe as Great Britain and France were in decline (and ceded the Loraine-Alsace region from France to Germany). And the Russo-Turkish War of 1877–1878 exploited the Balkan tempest.
Weaker nations formed treaties with stronger nations. Entangling treaties. Imperial interests in the Balkans of both the great and not so great powers further fermented the Balkan tempest. Minority rule of the majority led to nationalist rebellion. To quench this rebellion, the Austro-Hungarian Empire annexed Serbia.
This is a very cursory history but you get the picture. There was a lot of anger. And a lot of wrongs to right. And territory to regain. Or to simply gain. And then on Sunday, the 28th of June 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria visited Sarajevo. There a Yugoslav nationalist, Gavrilo Princip, assassinated him. And then all of those entangling treaties kicked in and a world was at war.
IT WAS THE bloodiest and costliest war to date. No one thought it would be, though. You see, they learned a lot from the Prussians during the Franco-Prussian War of 1870-1871. Which was swift and conclusive. Unfortunately, they learned little from the American Civil War (1861-1865). For 4 bloody years the Americans demonstrated warfare where technology was ahead of military tactics. And World War I was to look more like the American Civil War than the Franco-Prussian War of 1870-1871. Long. And bloody. A war of attrition where you don’t necessarily win a decisive battle. The other side just runs out of soldiers to kill.
World War I (1914 to 1918) saw horrific killing fields. Artillery bombardments that would last for days. Attacks through barbed wire into raking machine-gun fire. Poison gas. The death toll was staggering. Great Britain and her Imperial forces lost over a million killed, over 2 million maimed and wounded. France lost slightly more killed and almost twice in maimed and wounded. Civilians were not untouched by war, either. Blockade starved civilian populations.
The War devastated and impoverished these two countries. They won the war, but only barely. The entry of America was just too much. More soldiers and material. The killing could go on indefinitely. So all sides sued for peace. With the Americans on the Allied side, though, they were in a position to dictate the terms of the peace. And boy did they.
THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES was punitive. In the run up to war, there were really no innocents. But to the victors go the spoils. Official blame for the war fell on Germany. She lost territory (France got back the Loraine-Alsace region) and all her colonies. And she had to pay reparations. The Germans were pissed.
The Allies hoped to mitigate their war losses by German tribute. But it was too much. Even a member of the British delegation at Versailles, economist John Maynard Keynes, thought so. In an effort to restore Great Britain and France as the dominant European powers, the allies probably went too far. The economic burdens on Germany were too great. Then hyper-inflation met Great Depression. Angry socialists, communists and nationalists tore the nation asunder. Until a uniter came along. Adolf Hitler.
HITLER ROSE TO power legally. Then he consolidated his power ruthlessly. He renounced the Versailles Treaty. And did a lot of things that showed his ultimate intentions. Including writing a book years earlier about his ultimate intentions. Mein Kampf. Which was pretty detailed. To anyone who read it.
One of his first provocative acts was to place a negligible military force into the Rhineland in 1936. The German High Command was a little skittish about this idea for they did not believe they had sufficient strength to successfully fight off a French response. The French had superior numbers in military power. But they were financially weak. They had poured a fortune into the line of fortresses known as the Maginot Line. They could not afford all out war with Germany, too, and they thought a military conflict in the Rhineland may lead to that. And after going through the horrors of the Great War, they had no desire to do it again. Whether it was a question of could or would is still debated. But had they, one wonders how such action would have altered the course of history.
Hitler continued in a string of actions, explaining away each as harmless with no higher purpose. Great Britain and France were growing uneasy but accepted his statements. They wanted to believe. They would do just about anything to avoid a return to war. Even give away another sovereign nation’s land.
THE SUDETENLAND WAS an area along the Czechoslovakia side of their border with Germany with German inhabitants. Hitler wanted to reincorporate them into the German state. He promised this would be his last territorial acquisition. And, at Munich in September of 1938, Great Britain and France took him at his word. With Czechoslovakia not even present at this conference, they concluded the pact that ceded the Sudetenland to Germany. All’s well that ends well.
British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain returned to London with a copy of the Munich Pact. He would give a speech declaring they got “peace for our time.” But they didn’t. Hitler soon took the rest of Czechoslovakia. With his two flanks protected, Hitler invaded Poland in 1939 and launched the world into war. Again. Only this time, it would be worse.
IT IS HARD to blame France and Great Britain’s reluctance to return to war with Germany after the devastation of World War I. And those who do usually do so with the advantage of hindsight. However, we know what the costs added up to in stopping Adolf Hitler in 1945. And few would say that all out war with Germany in 1936 would have cost more.
Here’s the ugly truth. The truth can be ugly. And we hide from it at our own peril.
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“DO THESE JEANS make my ass look big?” Men don’t like this question. And when their wife or girlfriend ask it, they know to tread lightly. Unless the relationship is on the outs. In which case they may answer with something like, “No, it’s your fat ass that makes those jeans look big.”
If the man cares for the woman. If he loves her. If he ever expects to have sex with her again, he’ll say something nice. No matter how much more of her there is to love back there. It’s called a white lie. Normally, we don’t base our relationships on lies. But when it comes to the butt, though, lies are good. They spare hurt feelings. Should a person’s genes not bless them with a heavenly derriere to display in a tight pair of jeans.
White lies don’t hurt people. In fact, we use them in order not to hurt people. Such lies don’t have consequences. And people may know you are lying. Even expect you to lie. It shows you care enough to make someone feel better about something you know they’re sensitive about. Like her big butt. Or his performance in bed (“Whew, that was the best five minutes of my life. Really.”).
WHEN YOUR CHILD IS learning a musical instrument, he may make more noise than music. But you encourage him. Or her. You tell them they’re good. That they’re getting better every day. And, yes, you would love for them to play in front of your visiting family. And when they do, the family applauds and tells them they’re good, too. Your child is encouraged. And he or she keeps practicing. A little white lie and no one gets hurt.
Suppose your daughter wants to sing. She listens to the reigning pop queens and sings along. Only thing is, she’s tone deaf. She doesn’t sing well at all. In fact, when she does sing, you start looking for a hurt cat because you’re sure no human could make such inhuman noise. But you don’t want to hurt her feelings. And you’re sure it’s just a passing phase. So you tell her how wonderful she sounds. No one gets hurt. Nothing can go wrong with that, can it?
Well, suppose her school is having a talent show. Anyone can simply walk up to an open mike and do whatever they want. And she wants to sing. In front of her friends. In front of her classmates. In front of the 2 kids that always tease her. Now the issue is a little more complex. Do you tell her the truth about her singing and hurt her feelings. Or do you let her sing. And risk the kids laughing at her. And teasing her about it afterwards?
BUT IT’S NOT just the white lies we want to hear. Say your husband is staying later and later at work. You call to see what time to expect him for dinner but there’s no answer. When he comes home late you tell him you were worried. You called and there was no answer. He apologizes for worrying you and says he was with a client. You’re relieved.
Or you come home from work and your wife isn’t there. Concerned, you call her and there’s no answer. When she comes home she says she was at the gym with a friend and left her cell in her gym bag. You’re relieved. Then she goes upstairs to shower. Funny, you think. She usually showers at the gym.
Learning about infidelity is not easy. And it’s painful. You ignore signs as long as you can. You believe the lies. You want to. You need to. Then you find an earring in the car that isn’t yours. Or you bump into your wife’s friend who says she misses her now that she quit going to the gym. Soon, the evidence forces you to face the awful truth. And it kills you inside. Divorce. The children. It’s just the beginning of so much bad to come.
SO WE LIKE it when people lie to us. At times. For the truth can be disagreeable. Ugly. Painful. And we’d rather not have that pain. No, we’d rather live life in a sitcom where there is always a good laugh and rarely anything bad ever happens.
Politicians know this. They know that most people don’t like the harsh realities of life. So when they need to get elected, they lie to us. No one wants to pay more taxes. So the politicians promise that only the rich will pay any new taxes. But massive government spending requires massive taxation. And taxing the rich just can’t pay for it all.
George Herbert Walker Bush promised no new taxes. He said, “Read my lips. No new taxes.” He raised them. Didn’t want to. Said he had to. To balance the budget. Because he and Congress didn’t want to cut spending. Same with Bill Clinton. He promised there would be no middle class tax increase. But there was. He said he tried as hard as he could not to but had to. Again, the spending thing. No one wants to cut spending. It doesn’t help win elections.
But we wanted to believe the lie during the campaign. They promise us everything and say it won’t cost anything. That’s what we want to hear. We don’t want to hear the intricacies of monetary and fiscal policy. That increased taxation dampens economic activity. Decreases incentive for risk takers. So they take fewer risks. Create fewer jobs. Which increases unemployment. But we don’t want to hear this. We just want the free stuff. Just promise it. Tell us it’s free. And we’ll vote for you.
LITTLE WHITE LIES have little consequence. We say them because we care about someone. Other lies, though, do. Big ones. If we fall for them. If we believe in an ever-expanding welfare state, we’ll keep voting ourselves the treasury. Until we’ve emptied it. And when there’s no more money, we’ll say, well, it was nice while it lasted. But all good things must come to an end. Or we’ll riot.
Or we’ll cut spending elsewhere to fund our insatiable appetite for free stuff. Maybe we won’t build a new aircraft carrier. Or we’ll close an overseas Air Force base. Or we’ll reduce the size of our conventional forces. Because we’ve been lulled into a false sense of security, we may think a large standing army is not necessary anymore. But it was that large projection of force that gave us that sense of security. It scared the bad guys. Because the ability to project force, and the will to do so, will create consequences if the bad guys do act.
During the dot.com boom of the 1990s, times were good and we got complacent. During those good times, though, the bad guys hit Americans in a series of attacks (World Trade Center bombing, Tanzanian Embassy bombing, Kenyan Embassy bombing, Khobar Towers bombing, the USS Cole attack). We didn’t fight back. We lied to ourselves. We didn’t want to believe that America was under attack. Head in the sand, we wanted to continue to enjoy the good times. This only emboldened our enemies. They saw that America didn’t have the will to fight back. So they upped the ante. And in 2001, they attacked on 9/11. And that attack was just too great not to awake a slumbering giant.
WE MAY NOT like the unpleasant things in life. But they are part of life. And we have to deal with them. However unpleasant they are. They are what they are. No matter how we try to rationalize them away.
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THE FOUNDING FATHERS were literate. As many in British America were. They knew their history. Europe’s history. And Antiquity’s. They read books. They knew that a Macedonian conquered a weak confederation of Greek city-states. That Julius Caesar marched into Rome at the head of a professional Roman Army and put an end to the Roman Republic. That large standing armies and a bloated bureaucracy bankrupted the Roman Empire and led to her demise. That differences in religious opinion plunged nations into war. And they were very conscious that history repeats itself.
They studied history and applied the lessons they learned to the founding of a new nation. And they were blessed with a blank canvas. There were not centuries of past wrongs to right. No grudges. No bad blood. They had an ocean between them and that past. Europe may have still been fighting each other, but it was just too costly to extend that fight across an ocean. At least, not in any large scale action. And they had vast tracts of land to the west waiting for them to settle. Growing space. True, there were indigenous people on some of that land, but there was so much more land than people (even today vast tracts are uninhabited). Not like in Europe. There, if a nation left the confines of her borders, it bumped into another. And, typically, professional armies did the bumping.
So there they were, the Founding Fathers, on a new continent ripe with possibilities. They had land, resources, knowledge and timing. It was as if God said that now was the time for a great new civilization to begin. Or so many felt then.
THE FATHER OF Christianity was a Jew. A Rabbi. Born and raised in a part of the Roman Empire that was a royal pain in the ass to them. The Jews just did not readily submit to Roman rule. And the Emperor was growing tired of this thorn in his side.
The hapless procurator for this troublesome land was Pontius Pilate. He may have been cruel. He may have been just (in the context of the times). He may have tried his best to keep the peace. But he was certain to fail. Don’t rule hard enough and order breaks down and Rome is unhappy. Push too hard and it may cause open rebellion. Again. And Rome is unhappy. Damned if he does. Damned if he doesn’t.
Long story short, the Romans crucify Jesus Christ. And a religion is born.
THE CHRISTIANS WOULD became as big a pain in the ass as the Jews were for the Roman Empire. Christ’s apostles spread His message and Christian pockets developed in the Empire. And the Romans persecuted them. Until one day.
The Roman Empire was in civil war. Constantine approached the River Tiber. Across lay Rome and Maxentius. They would meet in battle in the morning. Before that battle, though, Constantine had a vision. He saw a Christian symbol. The Christian god appeared to him. He was to advance his armies behind this symbol. Or so the story goes. Anyway, Constantine did win the Battle of the Milvian Bridge. He proclaimed that the Christian god made that victory possible. And he would subsequently convert to Christianity.
The Roman Empire would give up its pagan past and become Christian. Constantine would build a great Christian city and name it after himself. Constantinople (modern day Istanbul). Christianity would spread throughout the civilized world. Even to the place where he became emperor. Britain. A Christian Monk would take the religion into the hostile lands north of Hadrian’s Wall (Scotland). There he founded a monastery called Candida Casa. His successor at the monastery, Caranoc, probably introduced Christianity to Ireland. St. Patrick’s missionary work took over from Caranoc.
ONE OF THE surviving institutions of the Roman Empire was the Catholic Church. With the structure and order of Roman rule gone, it was the one uniting force that transcended the diverse remnants of the empire. King Clovis converted to Catholicism and united the Gallic people. Charlemagne built on this consolidation and created the French and German monarchies, setting the stage for modern, Christian Europe.
The Catholic Church was the bedrock of life in the Middle Ages. It soothed and comforted. It gave hope and meaning during difficult times. Civilization became civilized when Christianized. People lived by the Golden Rule. They helped each other. Christian kings ruled more compassionately, for the afterlife was important to both ruler and ruled. A king may answer to no man, but a Christian king answered to God. And in Europe, that was the Pope, who ruled spiritually in God’s temporal world.
The Pope may be the last word on things spiritual, but he was still a man. And like all men, power tends to corrupt. And it would be a German priest to point this out in a grand way.
IT WAS THE 16th century and the Renaissance was under way. Everyone was catching the fever. Even the Pope. Pope Leo X was renovating his St. Peter digs in the new style. Paid for, in part, by the selling of indulgences. You say you’ve sinned? But you still want to go to heaven? No problem. I can help you. I can forgive you. For a nominal fee. And really, now, can you put a price on personal salvation? I mean, sure, you can risk eternal damnation. But why take the chance? Buy an indulgence today.
Or so went some kind of sales pitch. Which caused a problem for a German priest. Martin Luther. He didn’t believe you could buy your way into heaven. So he said it. The king wasn’t wearing any clothes. I mean, the Pope was wrong. He nailed up his Ninety-Five Theses in 1517 and the Protestant movement was afoot. Caused a reverberation or two. Plunged Europe into war. Catholic versus protestant. Reformer versus counter-reformer.
Luther translated the Latin Bible into the common German spoken in his country. Over in England, they were translating the Bible, too. And speaking of England.
HENRY VIII WANTED a son. As kings are wont to do. But he wasn’t having any luck. He needed a new wife. So he wanted a divorce. Couldn’t get one. So he said goodbye to Rome and opened the Church of England. He got his divorce. And a new baby. Another girl.
The story of England’s break with Rome is a bit more complicated than this. Henry VIII was a Catholic. He even persecuted Protestants. But his third wife was a German princess married for political reasons. And his new Church leaned Protestant. He did a lot of things that Luther said to do. And he hated Luther. His subjects were even reading an English translation of the Bible. But then the politics changed and he divorced Anne of Cleves. And the Church swung back to Catholicism.
When Henry VIII died, Edward VI assumed the throne. And the Church swung back to Protestant. When he died, his sister took the throne. His Catholic sister. Queen Mary. And the Church swung back to Catholicism. People didn’t mind. Hey, they were Catholics far longer than they were Protestants. Then she married the Catholic King of Spain. Started burning Protestants at the stake. Went to war with France in support of Spain. And lost English land on the continent in the process. The people didn’t take kindly to this.
Then came Queen Elizabeth. She swung the Church back to Protestant. And the Pope thanked her for that by excommunicating her. Pope Paul V sent missionaries into England to agitate and return England to Catholicism. Elizabeth countered by making life very difficult for Catholics. But the Catholics weren’t the only ones unhappy with Elizabeth.
The Puritans were Calvinists who were extremely anti-Catholic. Yes, she swung the Church of England back to Protestantism, but it still had some Catholic flourishes (bishops, priest vestments, candles, some saints’ days and feasts, transubstantiation, etc.). As Supreme Governor of the Church, these Puritans were challenging her authority. So she arrested and executed them.
YOU GET THE picture. The tug of war between Catholicism and Protestantism was a long and bloody one. And it involved outsiders. Catholic France was stirring up trouble in Protestant Scotland. Mary, Queen of Scots, cousin of Elizabeth, even plotted against her cousin to take her throne (and make Scotland and England Catholic). She failed and Elizabeth chopped her head off.
Meanwhile, Catholic Spain was stirring up trouble in Ireland. She hated England for their break from Rome. Wanted to bring her back to the Catholic fold. The Catholic Irish did not like Protestant English rule. There was rebellion in Ulster. Spain helped the rebels. The English suppressed the rebellion. To dilute this Catholic hotspot from causing further disturbances, England settled Ulster with Protestants.
Spain also wanted vengeance for the looting of Spanish ships (filled with gold and silver looted from the New World) by English pirates. Spain assembled a great fleet (The Great Armada) for the invasion of England. It was defeated. England escaped Catholic Spanish subjugation.
SO THERE YOU have it. Kindling for civil war in England as well as world war across the continent and in the New World as the Old World fought to colonize it. And that history would be a bloody one. A lot of wrongs to right. A lot of bad blood. A lot of grudges. And the Founding Fathers wanted no part of it.
When the British defeated the French on the Plains of Abraham outside Quebec City, Catholic French Canada became British. To appease the local French inhabitants, though, the British passed the Quebec Act. And let them keep their French heritage. Je me souviens (I remember, motto of both Quebec Province and the Royal 22e Régiment). One part of the Quebec Act expanded Canadian territory into lands that the Americans were planning to settle. Another part guaranteed the free practice of Catholicism. Right in British America’s backyard. Which was a Protestant backyard. This infuriated the Americans. The Protestant-Catholic simmering hatred did make it to the New World. This was one of the last of British insults that eventually led to the Revolutionary War.
But that was the peak of anti-catholic rhetoric in America. After the war, the states would eventually disestablish their churches. Catholic and Protestant would live peacefully together. Along with Baptists. And Jews. And any other denomination. And religion flourished. Especially Christianity. By not establishing Protestantism or Catholicism, both flourished. The new nation blossomed. And America became that city on a hill. If you go by immigration records. And one day America would even have a Catholic president. JFK.
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DID THE FOUNDING Fathers found America as a Christian nation? No. Did they found a secular nation? Not exactly. Did they found a federal nation? Yes.
Federalism. What does it mean? It means the new federal government would have LIMITED powers. The new national government would do national things. Trade. National defense. Treat with other nations. In other words, those things that required a single national voice. The French didn’t want to treat with the individual states. They didn’t want one set of trade agreements for Virginia and another for North Carolina. Neither did Great Britain. Or the other European powers. No. If the United States of America wanted to be an independent nation, then they had to act as a single, unified nation. So they did.
The other things, the non-national things, they left to the states. And one of these things was religion. For when it came to religion, the new federal government did not interfere in the states’ religious business. Ergo the First Amendment. The ‘wall’ between church and state was to separate the new federal government from the states’ religious establishments. If a state discriminated against all but their established religion, that was fine and dandy for it was a moot point as far as the federal government was concerned. It just wasn’t their business.
Now, a truly secular government would intervene in such a case. The federal government would later, but at the founding, one of the preconditions for ratification of the Constitution was that it wouldn’t. And it didn’t. Interfere with a state’s religion.
WE ALL KNOW the story of the Pilgrims, the Puritans, coming to the New World from England to escape religious persecution. Probably not as familiar with the backstory. The English Civil War. Duke of Buckingham. King and Parliament. Queen and Parliament. The French. The Spanish. The Pope. The Kirk. The Ulster Uprising. Oliver Cromwell. And, of course, William Laud.
Here’s the short version of what happened. And some back-story to the back-story. The Protestant Reformation split the Catholic Church. Much fighting ensued. This split nations into essentially Catholic and Protestant camps (which broke down into further divisions). England was Protestant. Scotland was Presbyterian (a branch of Protestantism). Ireland was Catholic with a Protestant enclave in Ulster.
Mix them together, add a not great English king, who married a French Catholic, throw in a revised Church of England prayer book, bring back some Catholicism to the Protestant Church of England, dissolve Parliament, recall Parliament, try to dissolve it again and, well, you get civil war. Parliament wins the war. They behead the king.
The English Civil War is a little more complicated than this. But for our purposes, it’s the religious component that’s important. Everyone persecuted someone at one time. One group, the Puritans, were Protestants. Hardcore Protestants. Calvinists. They were about as anti-Catholic as you could get. Didn’t like any of the Catholics’ fancy vestments, icons, statues, pictures, altar rails, candlesticks, stained glass windows, etc. That church was corrupt. They had lost their way.
They didn’t believe in original sin or that you can buy your way into heaven. God chose your fate before you were born. If you were one of the elect, you passed your days in long church services and you read the Bible. If you didn’t do these things it was proof you weren’t one of the elect. And were damned. No matter what you did during your life. Cure cancer, it didn’t matter. You were damned.
They didn’t like Catholics and Catholics didn’t like them. And, as it turned out, the Protestant powers that be didn’t much care for them either. In England or on the Continent. They just couldn’t be un-Catholic enough to please the Puritans. Much bitterness ensued. Many left the Old World and settled in the New World. Like the Israelites fleeing Egypt, these Puritans came to the New World to establish that city on a hill of Mathew 5:14 fame (from the Sermon on the Mount. Given by Jesus Christ. Just in case you’re unfamiliar with it).
THEY CAME FROM England, Scotland, the Netherlands, France and settled in New England, New York and the far side of the Appalachians. A hard working people. They provided for themselves. Went to church. Read the Bible. All work and no play. At least, some would say.
They established the state-supported Congregational Church in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. John Adams was born and raised a Calvinist and attended this state-supported church. When writing the new state’s constitution, the state support of the church was a contentious issue. Most felt that religion was an indispensible part of life. Others agreed but feared a religious majority would oppress a religious minority. The process would take 3 years to resolve.
Being in the heart of the rebellion, Abigail Adams, Founding Mother, and perhaps America’s first feminist, experienced much of the darker side of the struggle for independence. Soulmate of John Adams in every sense of the word, she was as religious as he. As the war dragged on with no end in sight, she feared it was God’s punishment for the sins of American slavery.
IN VIRGINIA, THE established church was the Anglican Church (i.e., the Church of England). As in Massachusetts, there was debate about an established majority religion oppressing a minority religion. For good reason. It did. Right in James Madison’s backyard. Baptists were harassed. And imprisoned. You needed a license to preach. Virginia and the established church made getting that license very difficult. If you were a Baptist.
America’s least religious Founding Father, Thomas Jefferson, wrote the Virginian Statute for Religious Freedom. The Virginian General Assembly passed it in 1786, two years before the states ratified the U.S. Constitution. To help get the Virginian Baptists on board for ratification, James Madison, the father of the Constitution, promised to add a Bill of Rights after ratification that would add similar rights and protection at the federal level that were enacted at the state level.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN MAY have been a Deist. He was, after all, the embodiment of the Enlightenment. Like Thomas Jefferson. They embraced reason over dogma. But Franklin believed religious faith was fundamental to civilized society. His personal beliefs boiled down to simply doing good deeds. Help others. And sometimes you need to remind some people to help others. And that’s why he liked religion. He spent much of his life helping his community (serving in the state militia, participating in the volunteer fire department, etc.). At an impasse at the Constitutional Convention, it was he who suggested they should pray.
GEORGE WASHINGTON MAY not have taken communion, but he added chaplains to his army units during the American Revolution. He believed the American cause was a divine one. He feared a lack of faith may determine battlefield outcomes. He led an integrated army of Protestants and Catholics. And Jews. And blacks. And others. He forbade anti-Catholic demonstrations which were very common in the former British colonies. When an Army went to Canada to attack the British, they were to respect the Catholic French Canadians and invite them to join their cause. He would even attend Catholic service on occasion. Like the army, the nation he would lead would be a melting pot. Tolerance and respect was the mantra. For all Americans.
SO, DID THE Founding Fathers found a Christian nation? No. Religious establishment was simply beyond the responsibility of the new federal government. Did Christians settle the original colonies? Yes. And they established Christian churches. And the states were worried that a new federal government would interfere with their religious business. Some wanted additional safeguards written in. So James Madison added the Bill of Rights after ratification. The First Amendment placed a wall between the federal government and the States’ religious establishments.
In time, the states extended the tolerance and respect of religious diversity prevalent in Washington’s army to their states. They disestablished their established churches. And, to their relief, religion flourished. Especially the different branches of Christianity. Yes, America became even more Christian, but it tolerated and respected other religions. New York even had a Jewish Temple 3 years after the British surrender at Yorktown. And even the Catholics were welcomed in the new nation.
DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM INCREASED THE spread of Christianity. Like the economy, the freer it was the more it flourished. And with the great number of Christian religions that have since spread across the nation, it is unlikely that overt acts of Christianity would result in the establishment of one of these. Or the reestablishment of the Church of England.
So go ahead and display your Christmas Crèche or the Ten Commandments. Chances are good that it won’t beget antidisestablishmentarianism.
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KEY TO CIVILIZATION growth is the food supply. Food surpluses in particular. Before dependable food surpluses, life was short, harsh and miserable. Especially for women. When they weren’t working in the fields they were giving birth and raising children. High infant mortality rates, though, inhibited population growth. Most of the children women gave birth to didn’t survive to adulthood. So there was a constant state of child rearing. But few children survived to help with the business of family life.
Malnutrition and famine were common. Feudalism provided a precarious balance between life and death. For centuries the common people (i.e., peasants) eked out survival on their landlord’s manor. The lord owned the land. The peasants worked it. Most of the bounty went to their lord. But they kept what they grew on a small strip of land for themselves. Just enough for subsistence.
But England changed all that. By 1750, her agricultural output was second to none. Private property. Free market economy. Capitalism. Increased productivity. Specialization. These all combined to provide incentive. Incentive produced food surpluses. Food surpluses produced profits. Reinvested profits improved farm yields. This produced more profit. And the cycle continued. In less than a century feudalism would disappear from England. There, you either worked land you owned or were paid wages to work land owned by others. People began to live longer and healthier lives.
The British Empire ruled the civilized world in the 19th century. Representative government. Abolition of slavery. Free trade. The Industrial Revolution. These things, and others, gave them wealth, power and moral authority. A lot of good came from this island kingdom. Including the United States. They weren’t perfect. There was a learning curve. But the modern capitalistic economy which they gave us liberated the masses. It let us do what we wanted to do, not just what we had to do. In particular, women, who could do more than just raise families and work in the fields. One day, she could even become prime minister of Great Britain.
FOOD SURPLUSES BEGET industrialization. Food surpluses beget everything, really. Food surpluses release human capital to do everything else we do besides farming. England was at the van of this modernization. Others followed. In time.
Russia abolished serfdom (i.e., feudalism) in 1861. Industrially backwards at the time, this liberty awakened a dormant human capital. They followed the English model. In time, with the advent of steamship and rail transportation, Russian grain competed with other European producers.
Joseph Stalin, looking to jump ahead in the industrialization process, implemented collective farming in the late 1920s. He turned away from the English model. The government became land owners. It was feudalism on a grand scale. Large collective farms would produce vast food surpluses that could feed industrial cities. And there would still be surpluses left over to export to raise capital to build these industrial cities. At least, that was the plan.
With less incentive came less productivity. What land the former serfs had come to own was lost to the state. The state took so much of the harvest that there was little food left for those who labored to grow it. And the price the state paid for their crops was less than it was before collectivization. The ‘free’ serfs were earning less and working more. They didn’t like it. And chose not to participate. Collectivization became forced collectivization.
Deportations, terror, murder and famine followed. Perhaps more than 5 million starved to death during the famine of 1931 and 1932. Others were to follow.
Forced collective farming produced famines elsewhere. In China, during Mao Zedong’s Great Leap Forward, forced collectivization produced even greater famine deaths. Historians estimate that 20-30 million, maybe more, starved to death in the famine of 1959–62. Though hard numbers aren’t available, North Korea suffered a devastating famine in the late 1990s that claimed millions. But in the West, in the 20th century, famine was unheard of. When the United States suffered during the great Dust Bowl of the 1930s, there was no corresponding famine despite the loss of productive farmland.
WITH INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY comes incentive. With incentive comes productivity. A small island nation of free land owners could produce grain to feed themselves with surplus left over for export. Nations with great fertile tracts farmed by forced collectivization led to famine. Slaves have little incentive other than to subsist. The collective good means little to them when they are starving. They continue to sacrifice. And continue to suffer. Even if they do produce a few more bushels of grain. So if the suffering is the same, what is the incentive to work harder?
As individual liberty declines, those in power tend to exploit those they rule. In the name of the state. Or the common good. This is easy to see when it results in famine or revolution. Not easy to hide those things. But it is a little more difficult to see when the results are more benign. Longer unemployment benefits, for example. I mean, those are pretty nice. Hard to see the downside in them. As it is in other benefits these rulers give us. So we are seduced as they whisper these sweet nothings in our ears. And soon we willingly cede our liberty. A little at a time.
WITH THE RISE of individual liberty, there was a corresponding decline in the ruling elite thanks to representative government. Great Britain gave this gift to us and the United States took it to incredible heights. The oppressed everywhere immigrated to the United States to feed a growing industrial demand. Being new, we did not know all the affects of industrialization. When the bad things came to light, we addressed them. Great Britain, for example, was one of the first to protect women and children from the worse of industrial society. Still, working conditions could be harsh. As could life in the industrial cities. Poverty. Filth. Disease. And it was the wretched state of life in these slums that gave birth to a new school of thought on industrialization.
In 1844 Friedrich Engels wrote The Condition of the English Working-Class to expose life in these slums. He would collaborate 4 years later with Karl Marx on a treatise called The Communist Manifesto. And from this Marxism, Communism, socialism, collectivism, etc., would follow. As economic systems go, these would all prove to be failures. But the essence of them lives on. State planning.
You see, it was capitalism that gave us the industrial slums. And that was good propaganda for a ruling elite looking to rule again. So they whispered sweet nothings into our ears. They talked about a Social Utopia. From each according to his ability to each according to his need. Fair taxation (i.e., only the ‘rich’ pay taxes). Social safety nets (paid for by taxes of the rich). Shorter workdays. Longer paid vacations. More government benefits. A burgeoning welfare state. Free stuff for everyone. Again, paid for by taxing the rich who have exploited the working class.
What evolved was the elimination of the middle class. You had the evil rich (and the middle class were, for all intents and purposes, rich because they didn’t need government help) whose wealth the government taxed away. And the poor. The poor who the government would now take care of. If elected. And they were. They seduced a great many people with their utopian vision. Even in the West.
Great Britain and the United States would fall to this seductress, too, thanks to the Great Depression. It was capitalism that gave us the Great Depression, after all. The greed of the money people. And so these great nations declined from greatness. They became welfare states, too. They had short respites during the 1980s. Margaret Thatcher helped rejuvenate Great Britain. Ronald Reagan, the United States. But the ruling elite whispered more sweet nothings in our ears and the decline continues.
In 2010, our appetite for state benefits appears to be insatiable. And we may have run out of wealth to tax away to pay for it. California is on the brink of bankruptcy. New Jersey elected a governor who proposed draconian spending cuts to stave off bankruptcy. Other ‘blue’ states (i.e., states who vote Democrat) are also in trouble. Underfunded pension obligations. Demands of teacher unions. Of government worker unions. Everyone is there with their hand out. None of them are willing to sacrifice for the common good. No, they expect others to do the sacrificing.
THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION has increased federal spending to such record levels that Communist China is concerned about our fiscal/monetary policies. As they should be; they hold a lot of our debt. The federal government has ‘bailed out’ private industry and taken de facto control. They have created a healthcare entitlement that will cost more than a trillion dollars. More spending is coming. And it is all for the greater good. They are vilifying those who are not poor, taxing away what wealth they can from them and giving it to the poor. When about half the electorate doesn’t pay any income taxes, there is little opposition to raising taxes on those who do. For if the ‘rich’ complain, the government vilifies them.
Where will it all end? It is difficult to say. How will it end? Badly. We can look at Europe who we seem to be emulating. They’re further down The Road to Serfdom than we are. With the excessive government spending, there will have to be greater government revenue (i.e., taxes). Previous methods of taxation may prove insufficient. Hello value added tax (VAT). It’s all the rage in Europe. It’s a multiple tax. At every stage of production, government is there. Taxing. From the raw materials to the final assembly, government is there at every stage. Taxing. VATs will increase government revenue. But they will also make every day life more expensive. VATs increase the sales price of everything you buy. And you pay it again at checkout. It’s everywhere. Everything will cost more. From manicures to lattes to toilet paper to tampons. And this is a tax everyone pays. Even the poor. It is a regressive tax. The rich will pay more, but the poor will feel it more. This hidden tax will take a larger portion of what little the poor has.
But how bad can it really get? In 2010, I guess the answer would be to look at Greece to see what happens when a country can no longer sustain her welfare state. And the people aren’t all that keen on losing the government benefits they’ve grown accustomed to. It isn’t pretty. But when you start down that road (from each according to his ability to each according to his need), the taking and giving always get bigger. It never gets smaller. And when you reach a critical point, government just can’t sustain it any longer. And it crashes. Like in Greece.
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“WHO IS JOHN GALT?” If you can’t answer that I’m guessing you don’t like reading 1,000-page novels. Or that you went to public school and had no conservative friends or family.
The book is Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. John Galt worked at the Twentieth Century Motor Company. An engineer. A pretty brilliant one at that. He’s the hero of the novel. The plot is the eternal struggle of individualism versus statism. Private entrepreneurship versus state economic planning and control. ‘Leave me the hell alone’ versus the all encompassing nanny state. Good versus evil. You know, the usual stuff.
Dagny Taggart is the heroine. She’s the vice president of operations of Taggart Transcontinental Railroad. If you like your women intelligent, strong, independent, feminine and sexual, then Dagny’s for you because she’s all that and a bag of Skittles. She doesn’t take sh*t from anyone.
Anyway, Galt and Taggart do some brilliant things separately. They have some mutual acquaintances. They later meet. Yadda yadda yadda, big climax and that’s the story. I could tell you more but I wouldn’t want to spoil it for you when you do read it. And you should read it. When people put together lists of books that have influenced lives, the Bible often lands in the #1 spot. Atlas Shrugged often lands in the #2 spot. A must read. And when you make it through the 50+ page speech near the end, why, you’ll have some bragging rights. Those of you who have read it are probably nodding your heads as you recall your own perseverance in reading that speech and your will to finish it. But fret not, casual readers. The other 950 or so pages are a breeze.
FROM EACH ACCORDING to his ability to each according to his need. Great philosophy. If you’re one of the needy. Kinda sucks if you’re one of the able, though. Big time. Here’s how.
Let’s say there’s a husband and wife who are both brilliant doctors. He’s a neural surgeon. She works in the field of infectious diseases. They are among the best of the best in their respective fields. They are literally saving lives where people once had no hope. They worked long and hard to reach this point in their careers. And they continue to work and study. They contribute greatly in research. Workaholics both. Being so dedicated in their careers they chose not to have children. They felt the work they were doing was that important. As did others. Between the two, they earn in excess of $500,000 annually. Talent like theirs is just so rare and oh so valuable.
Now let’s consider a 19 year old high school dropout. He works as a bouncer at a strip club and sells a little weed on the side. Lives in his mother’s basement. Parties all night and sleeps in till 4 PM. And he has 10 children by 9 different women.
Now, in the normal world, the doctors would have a nice home and drive Mercedes Benzes. The bouncer would not. But in the world where we take from those according to ability and give to those according to need, things would be different. You see, the doctors don’t have very many needs. They have no children and work most of the time. The bouncer, though, has a lot of need. Ten kids to support. So can you guess how things would work in this Socialist Utopia? That’s right. We take from the doctors and give to the bouncer. Fair, right?
It depends on your definition of fair. If you’re just a leech that wants to suck on the teat of society, you have no complaints. You find the whole thing pretty sweet. Why, anyone running on that platform, they got your vote.
But what about the ones who spend 8 years in med school, struggle through sleep-deprived internships, residency, continuing education, who work long and stress-filled days and give up a lot of personal pursuits in the process? What about them? Shouldn’t we reward that incredible effort and self-sacrifice? I mean, if we don’t, why do it? For the good of the people? Yeah, right. If it’s all the same, why can’t the bouncer sacrifice for the good of the people? Why is it always the ones who work hard that have to do all of the sacrificing? And do.
So there it is, the Socialist Utopia. Work hard and succeed and get…less. Don’t work hard and be irresponsible and get…more. This is the essence of Marxism/Socialism. In economics, we call this a disincentive to succeed. Anyone with half a brain will strive to show as much need as possible while showing as little ability at the same time. Because if you don’t you can see where this ends, can’t you? You get stuck doing all the hard work. And if you don’t have a lot of need, you get bupkis for all your sweat and ulcers.
But it gets worse. If no one chooses to do those incredibly difficult and stressful jobs, what happens then? Simple. If you choose to say ‘no’ someone will simply says ‘yes’ for you. And what do we call forced labor against one’s will? We call it slavery. Or servitude, if you prefer. As in F.A. Hayek’s The Road to Serfdom which shows the progression from socialism to servitude when someone ultimately has to be the final decision maker in determining what’s best for the common good.
INTERESTING THING ABOUT socialism. It has a track record. Not a good one. Everywhere it’s been tried it has failed. Why? It goes against human nature. Ponder this, if you will. Let’s say you’re going to dine at a fine restaurant. There are two ways in. One through the main entrance where the maître d’ greets you. The other is through the kitchen. If you come in through the kitchen, though, you’ll have to do some basic food prep for table 3 and wash the dishes from table 5 before you eat. Now, which path do you choose?
Yes, it’s a silly example. But it makes a point. Only an idiot would enter through the kitchen in this example. Why? Because we choose the path of least resistance. Always. Even though helping with some food prep and washing some dishes is best for the common good we’re just not going to do it. At least, not voluntarily. And that’s why socialism has failed and always will fail. The natural state for people is NOT slavery. We don’t volunteer to do more for the same outcome. People do that only when forced, for the state of slavery can only exist by force. As Hayek so aptly shows in The Road to Serfdom with the rise of the Nazi and the Italian fascist dictatorships.
THIS IS WHY Atlas Shrugged is so enduring. It is THIS story. The eternal tug of war between individualism and statism. The escalation of force. Submission. And breaking points. Both Hayek and Rand warned of the same dangers and the ultimate consequences of our ‘altruist’ actions. He by philosophical treatise. She by narrative. And one of her characters, Francisco d’Anconia, summed it up well in an exchange with Henry Rearden when he said:
“…if you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders-what would you tell him?”
Rearden didn’t have an answer. D’Anconia did. He’d tell him, “to shrug.” To let go his burden.
And, of course, Atlas is a metaphor for those people with rugged individualism, the entrepreneurial spirit. And the day they do shrug, we’re screwed.
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MOST WHO CONSIDER themselves feminists aren’t very militant. And most aren’t probably that hardcore on the ‘equal’ thing. Men and women are different. They know this. And that’s okay. Many feminists don’t mind when a man holds a door for them. Or that they have to sit down to pee. You don’t have to be a man. You can enjoy your femininity and have a career. No one says you can’t. Well, almost no one.
There is a very loud, a very angry and a very militant group of feminists that beg to differ. It’s not that big of a group. It seems like it, but that’s just because they get some prime exposure. In the entertainment industry. Some media outlets. And through some rich and powerful friends.
This group believes in absolute equality. You don’t dare hold a door for them. Or compliment them on their appearance. And if you ever think about patting them on the fanny, just realize that you may lose that hand in the process. And probably your two best friends as well. Then they’ll say something like “how do you like me now, bitch” to the newly castrated man.
Don’t call them the fairer sex. Or the weaker sex. They don’t like it. They can be crude in their speech for they eschew any preconceived notions of lady-like behavior. They’ll drop the f-bomb at will and ask a guy how’s it hanging. They like their behavior rough and coarse. Just like a man’s. Like I said, absolute equality.
THESE HARDCORE MILITANT feminists (HMFs) have one overriding concern. And that is not to let anything interfere with their chosen career or profession. Anything. And they’ve had some successes. Glass ceilings have been shattering and restraints on women’s advancement are falling. Everywhere. Everywhere but one. The uterus.
The HMFs don’t just eschew lady-like behavior, they detest the biological tyranny of the female reproductive system. The uterus has destroyed more careers than the exclusivity of any old boys club. Pregnancy. The scourge of unbridled advancement in the HMF’s world. Bodily change. Leaves of absence. And the possibility that the temporary leave may become a permanent one. Motherhood. Children. The very thought of it sickens them. And infuriates them. It just ain’t fair.
They fight this oppression with religious fervor. And their vehicle is reproductive rights. Abortion. It is their holy grail. They’ve fought long and hard to get it. And, by god, they intend to keep it. And they base their political world on it.
At least, that’s what one would surmise based on the historical evidence.
CONDOLEEZA RICE HAS had a remarkable career that set a lot of firsts. She has an incredible resume and achieved everything on it on her own. From her PhD in political science to the third most powerful position in the country, Secretary of State, and everything in between, she worked hard and advanced herself. On pure merit. Unlike Hillary Clinton whose rise to fame was courtesy of the coattails of a successful man.
You would think that between the two, feminists would hold up Rice as the ideal. She made it in the man’s world. Shattered ceilings. Set records. Was in fact more successful than most men. Clinton had to go old school and rely on a successful marriage for political success. But, of course, it is Clinton they hold up as the ideal. Not Rice. Why?
Clinton is a Democrat. Rice is a Republican. Clinton is pro-choice. Rice is less so. Though very religious, she is kind of libertarian when it comes to abortion. She’s not pro on-demand abortion. She believes there should be certain restrictions. And that’s enough. Between the two, Clinton supports abortion more. So the HMFs hold her up as the ideal.
STAND BY YOUR man. Not exactly a feminist dictate. If a woman’s husband has a history of extramarital activity, few feminists would say to stand by that man. They may say something like if he has a problem keeping it in his pants, then just cut it off. For there are few things as hurtful and humiliating than infidelity.
Bill Clinton has apparently had a problem of keeping it in his pants. There’ve been many accusations about many women. The Clintons met all of these with righteous indignation. His wife attributed them to political attacks from a vast right wing conspiracy. And she stood by her man. Even after the infamous blue dress.
Well, it turned out that at least one of the accusations were true. Now, Bill Clinton was personable, but he was no George Clooney. Or a Tom Jones. Women weren’t throwing their panties at him. He just wasn’t sexy. So it wasn’t a passionate animal attraction. No, it wasn’t that. It was power. He was the most powerful man in America. And she was just a 20 something year old intern. He was 50ish. He took advantage of her awe of his power. And stuck his penis in her mouth. And a cigar tube in her vagina. But it wasn’t a big deal. Most men just joked about it. Thought it was pretty cool. As long it wasn’t their daughter’s mouth. Or their daughter’s vagina.
MEN ARE PIGS. It’s no secret. So it’s no big shock that a lot of men were okay with a little oral sex in the Oval Office. They look at the young women in their offices. They talk about them. What they would like to do with them. Some go too far. Abuse their position of power. They make inappropriate remarks. Inappropriate contact. And then all hell breaks loose. And rightly so.
Get a job today and you have to sit through compulsory sexual harassment training. Before you start working. Employers live in fear of sexual harassment. If they don’t do enough to prevent it, or if they don’t act fast enough when it happens, the lawyers sue. The lawyers sue even when they do. It’s a minefield. One misstep along the way and BOOM. Lawsuit. We will not tolerate any abuse of power. Unless, of course, you’re president of the United States.
WHAT IS MISOGYNY? A hatred of women. Objectifying them for pleasure. The attitude that women are good for only one thing. Sex. A misogynist may ‘love’ being with women, but he doesn’t necessarily want to be with them. Talk to them. Or see them still there the following morning. And he may leave cab fare out so they won’t be there later that evening after he’s ‘done’ with them. Think of Charlie Harper from the television show Two and a Half Men.
A man that habitually cheats on his wife is a misogynist. He doesn’t respect his wife. Or the women he’s fooling around with. He’s just having a good time. Using them. To fulfill some animal desire. Thinking with the little head. Always.
JFK was fooling around. Teddy, too. Two women died as a result. Marilyn Monroe committed suicide. Did she want more than JFK was willing to give? Did she kill herself because of this? We’ll never know. All that we know is that she had sex with JFK. And that she was depressed.
Ted Kennedy was probably going to have sex with Mary Jo Kopechne when he accidentally drove off that bridge. His pregnant wife was home in bed at the time. Kennedy panicked and left Kopechne to die. This may have dashed his presidential ambitions, but he remained in the Senate for another 40 years or so. A stalwart liberal. The HMFs stood by him. And JFK (posthumously, of course). Teddy was pro-choice. And a Catholic. Talk about a coup for feminism. They loved this man. And never abandoned him. I mean, Catholicism is about as anti-abortion as you can get. In another era, the church would have excommunicated Teddy for such blasphemy.
The feminists never abandoned Clinton, either. Bill or Hillary. Why? They’re pro-choice. And with them in power, the HMFs know abortion will stay a choice. So they will forgive the misogyny. It’s like a ‘get out of jail free’ card. In their world, he just didn’t do anything that bad. Unlike someone else.
SAY THE NAME and the invectives fly. Sarah Palin. My, how the Left hates her. And the HMFs. Here’s another successful career woman, too. She earned everything herself. Didn’t marry into anything. Again, a feminist ideal they could hold up for all young girls to emulate. But they hate her. Why?
They hate Sarah Palin because she’s that 1950s mom AND a successful career woman. That just ain’t supposed to happen. Remember, having babies is the scourge of career advancement. Add to that the fact that she didn’t abort her last pregnancy after already having had 4 children. Compound that with the fact that she didn’t change her mind about abortion after finding out her last baby would be born with Down Syndrome.
Palin makes a mockery of the HMFs version of feminism. Babies destroy careers. Ergo, to succeed in a career, you can’t have babies. But, being in a modern, liberated age, accidents happen. And no one should punish a career woman for doing anything more than a man did. She should be able to keep her career. And abortion lets her. That’s the model. And then along comes Palin and blows that model all to hell.
THERE ARE MANY more examples. All with a common theme. Misogyny is okay as long as you are a feminist. You can do pretty much whatever you want. They won’t attack you. They will, though, if you are pro-life. Even if you only ‘lean’ pro-life. Because if you take away abortion, the biological tyranny of the female reproductive system will go on unchecked. And absolute equality will be but a fleeting memory.
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WHEN YOU FELL and scratched your knee, your mother kissed the booboo and wiped away your tears. When you got lost at the store you cried until your mother found you. And when she did, she hugged you and instantly made the world a safe and happy place again. The best part of the first day of school had nothing to do with school. It was after school when you saw your mother standing at the door, waiting for you.
Dads are important, too. And they do a lot for us. More than we can ever thank them for. But when it comes to that nurturing love we ache for, it’s Mom we turn to. Because moms are nurturing.
In most species, it is the female that nurtures her young while the male provides. Or abandons. That’s why Mother’s Day is a bigger holiday than Father’s Day. When grown, you may have a beer with Dad on Father’s Day. But you send flowers on Mother’s Day.
There is a bond between mother and child. That’s what spending 9 months together as one will do to you. And it survives. Even in divorce. Traditionally, a divorce favors the mother when it comes to custody. Because of their nurturing role. And the father works to provide child support while the mother stays at home and nurtures their children.
FEMINISM CALLS FOR equality between the sexes. Feminists note that employers pay women less then they pay men for the same work. It’s an outrage, they say. But is it? Can a person’s sex factor into the ‘value’ of an employee?
Sorry, Mom, but the answer is ‘yes’. At times. Sometimes. Not all times. But sometimes.
When an employer is considering hiring someone, they have to consider many things. Many candidates are thinking short-term. They want a job. They may pad their resume and say things during an interview they think the interviewer wants to hear. Even lie. Just a little. It’s all about getting the job. And if it turns out that they don’t like the job, why, they can always quit.
Employers are thinking long term. They’re looking for someone who will be there next week. And next year. And the year after that. No one comes ‘ready to work’. It takes time to bring an employee on board and make them an integral part of the team. And once they are integral, employers depend on them. Need them. Projects suffer when they’re down with the flu or take a leave of absence. Others have to carry their load. And if it’s near the end of a 3 year project, that can be difficult. You need to make decisions based on the history of the past 2+ years. And if that key employee isn’t there, neither is that history. The project suffers. The company suffers.
THE IDEAL EMPLOYEE is the father of the nuclear family. The mother is home raising the children allowing the husband more time to work. With a family to raise and provide for, the husband will go home after work to the family, not party, and go to bed at a reasonable hour and be on time the next morning. There’s nothing like the yoke of responsibility to suck the wild out of a person. Younger, single people have far less of a load to shoulder. So they’re still living in the now. And having fun. And sometimes show up the next morning hung over.
The father in the nuclear family provides stability. Employers like stability. They don’t like unpredictable, disordering change. Because that kind of change throws wrenches into the works of a finely tuned machine.
Even though no employer will say it publicly, women can be wrench throwers. If she has young children and she and her husband both work, chances are that the ‘nurturer’ will be the one staying home with the kids when they are sick or when the school is closed (due to weather, boiler problem, power outage, etc.). She may be the one taking the kids to a midday dentist appointment. She may be the one who takes the kids to and from day-care and can’t stay late if a meeting with an out of town design team runs long. Or fly out of town to respond to a crisis.
Most of these are often simply inconvenient annoyances. Sometimes they come at bad times. But it’s a small wrench and there’s barely a ripple in the ongoing operations. But there’s something else. A BIG wrench. And this can really weigh into the hiring decision making process.
WOMEN HAVE UTERUSES. Men don’t. If a family adds another child, the father may miss a few days of work. Maybe take a week or so off. But he’s coming back. It’s different with a woman. She’s not coming back after a couple of days. Or a week. No. She’ll be gone for months. If she even comes back.
If an employer is interviewing for a key position on a 3 year project, this has to be a consideration. You can’t ask a woman her motherly intentions. Unless you want to get sued. And if you could, 3 years is a long time. A career woman may change her mind in a year or so. Or there could be an ‘accident’ that leads to a change of mind. To use a sports analogy, it could be like signing a new quarterback to a 3 year contract to take the team to the Super Bowl. And the addition of this key player makes a difference. In year 2 of the contract they missed the Super Bowl by one game. Year 3 is even better. Then, just as the postseason is about to begin, your quarterback, your key employee, suffers an injury. And the 3-year plan comes to an inglorious end with a loss in the first postseason game.
You just don’t hire people. You invest in them. As with all investments, you want to minimize your risks. That’s why, all things being equal between two candidates, a man may have more ‘value’ than a woman. Because of that BIG wildcard. The uterus. It could gestate one day. It’s what uteruses do.
THE HARCORE MILITANT feminists (HMFs) know this. And they hate it.
The HMFs are not a fan of the 1950s stay-at-home-and-raise-a-family mom. No, they don’t like her at all. That woman is a second class citizen in a man’s world. At least in the HMF eyes. She stays at home, chained to the stove, or the bed, to serve her man while he is out in the real world living life. Building a career. Having 3 martini lunches. Having a bit on the side. HMFs see this as the height of inequality. They want to be that man. They want the career. The 3 martini lunches. They want to enjoy a bit on the side. They want to live life.
There is really only one thing that prevents a woman from being that man. She can get pregnant. She can have a baby. And when she does, she may quit her job. Give up on her career. Stay at home, chained to the kitchen. Or the bed. Have more babies which perpetuates her wretched state. This is why reproductive rights are such a fundamental issue with HMFs. It allows them to be that man. It lets them overcome that one fatal weakness: pregnancy. This lets them work, and play, like a man.
HARDCORE MILITANT FEMINSTS don’t hate men; they hate uteruses. They are, in fact, misogynists. For it is the very essence of womanhood that they hate. Motherhood. They find it demeaning. It’s a game changer that takes them out of the game. That’s why they don’t hate their fellow misogynists. No, they don’t hate them; they admire them. They admire the power. And that is, after all, what they want. Power. Go ahead and do as you do as long as you let me do it, too. Give me the power to climb any mountain. To negotiate any obstacle. To get rid of any inconvenient pregnancy. Let me have an abortion. You do that and I will always support you no matter what you do.
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